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gothenburg handshake

A greeting where a man's genitals are grabbed and shaken by another man, regardless of consent. The term was coined in the song "Gothenburg Handshake" by The Pains of Being Pure At Heart.
"He shook way more than my hand...he pulled a Gothenburg Handshake on me and now my balls feel awkward and molested..."
by CaptainofIndustry January 1, 2012
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Lexi Handshake

When someone takes their hands and places them under the buttox of their partner and jiggles them up and down in a rhythmic motion saying "tweedle deedle doo"
Last night by lover gave me a Lexi Handshake next to the bananas in the super market.
by Connerics February 13, 2010
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Philadelphia handshake

It's always polite to give a Philadelphia handshake when in the city of brotherly love.
by Cptnftck August 16, 2012
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Russian Handshake

v. -To greet someone with a deathgrip to the crotch.
Guy: Whats...UP!!
Pansey: OMG OWWWWW D00000D WTF UGGGGGGH YOU GAYYY ow....
Guy: Nah, Russian Handshake. No babies for you.
by Nadergrinder January 31, 2008
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TSA Handshake

When a TSA agent gropes, feels, and/or cups the breasts or genital region in an inappropriate manner when searching you while going through airport security.
When I flew out of O'hare yesterday I got the worst TSA handshake during my pat down.
by Airborne traveler November 24, 2010
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rochester handshake

When a man greets a woman with a hug while simultaneously cupping her butt cheek with one hand.
Skylar greeted that fine young woman with the ol' Rochester handshake and she didn't seem to mind.
by PaperMKOTR January 25, 2018
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Rikers Handshake

The greeting a new guy gets as an inmate at the prison on Rikers Island, NYC; in other words, he is sodomized.
"Did you hear what happened to Joey? They gave him the Rikers Handshake!" "Oh, man...!"
by Doesn't Shake Hands November 6, 2011
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