When a boy or girl looks attractive from far away, either from the back, the front, or the side, but is actually not especially attractive when seen up close.
Brit: OMG, Jen, that guy over by the lifeguard stand looks so hooot!!
Jen: Yeah, he has a really nice bod and flowy blonde hair!
*Girls walk closer to get a better look*
Jen: Oh, nevermind.
Brit: Ewww, he has yellow teeth and oddly shaped bushy eyebrows.
Jen and Brit:....Just another guy with Far Away Beauty Syndrome (FABS). *dramatic, disappointed sigh in unison*
Jen: Yeah, he has a really nice bod and flowy blonde hair!
*Girls walk closer to get a better look*
Jen: Oh, nevermind.
Brit: Ewww, he has yellow teeth and oddly shaped bushy eyebrows.
Jen and Brit:....Just another guy with Far Away Beauty Syndrome (FABS). *dramatic, disappointed sigh in unison*
by Lupegirl July 8, 2011

Paul: “Hey bro don’t you just love FAB’s.”
Jerome: “My dear friend Paul I don’t know what a FAB is?”
Paul: “Oh silly Jerome a FAB is a Fat Asian Baby of course.”
Jerome: “My dear friend Paul I don’t know what a FAB is?”
Paul: “Oh silly Jerome a FAB is a Fat Asian Baby of course.”
by FAB enthusiast July 14, 2020

by 2rella December 4, 2022
