Far Away Beauty Syndrome (FABS)

When a boy or girl looks attractive from far away, either from the back, the front, or the side, but is actually not especially attractive when seen up close.

Brit: OMG, Jen, that guy over by the lifeguard stand looks so hooot!!
Jen: Yeah, he has a really nice bod and flowy blonde hair!
*Girls walk closer to get a better look*
Jen: Oh, nevermind.
Brit: Ewww, he has yellow teeth and oddly shaped bushy eyebrows.
Jen and Brit:....Just another guy with Far Away Beauty Syndrome (FABS). *dramatic, disappointed sigh in unison*

by Lupegirl July 08, 2011

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Fab Couture

Your one-stop online destination for ordering handpicked fabrics from the comfort of your home!

Her: I am tired of visiting shops and more shops searching for exclusive & authentic fabrics.
Him: Try Fab Couture now - India's #1 Online Fabric Store

by Fab Curate November 27, 2021

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the fab teacher

Gay meme guru

Gay 1: you have to watch the fab teacher videos on facebook
Gay 2: we been knew sis *sips tea*

by ImThatBitch96 September 16, 2018

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Dirty Fab

The act of ejactulating on an ice lolly then iserting it into a partners' rectum; thus covering it in faecal matter, then covering the finished results with spinkles of your choice then consuming the final product

"Good evening, that's a nice Dirty Fab!"

by The Cookie Man October 04, 2021

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