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Premature Cancellation

The first cancelled day of a school district brought on at the first sight of snow simply because the teachers don't feel like going to work. This most commonly occurs on a Monday, maximizing the chance of every staff member being hung over.
1: Fuck yeah, school's cancelled and there's absolutely no snow on the ground!

2: Must have been a premature cancellation.
by PloskJ January 11, 2012
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Spaff Cancel

When you are snagging a bird and they want you to come on their face so you get up to do it but as you get up you get Cramp in your right thigh and fall off the bed - the pain is so sharp that you no longer shoot your ejaculate.
Her: "did you come??"

You: "no, I got spaff cancelled!!"
by BigMark95 November 7, 2022
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cancel simulator

"do you play cancel simulator"
"no"
"bruh imagine not being cancelled"
"..."
by povwhenthe May 9, 2021
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On Cancel

Exposed for controversial deeds and/or illegal deeds.
Mason: Yoo did you hear Luborn's Hottest Rapper Kevin Damont, was put on Cancel in Birdshitter last night for saying religious people should turn Atheist?

Brian: Fuck dude!
by PencilBuzz July 30, 2023
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Miss Cancel

Someone who consistently cancels plans or previously arranged events often because of their significant other.
Omg Miss Cancel just cancelled our plans for the third time!
by NathanH04 March 28, 2020
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cancellable

somebody who should be cancelled or can easily be cancelled
she’s so cancellable after what she did last night at the party
by kayleeisntfunny August 9, 2020
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Canceled the season

To react out of proportion to mildly offensive behavior, resulting in a net loss of fun for all stakeholders involved.
Joe got drunk at last year's Christmas party so this year's party is a no go, they canceled the season!?!?
by Trollalalala April 22, 2018
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