"Actually it's not bad, I love the feeling of breathing in andeverything tasting and smelling like blood. It's awesome, it doesn't make me feel like I'm bleeding out at all!" That's a Barber line.
"That is the ultimate sin, and it will not go without blood!" That's a Barber line.
"I crave to feel his bones break." That's a Barber line.
"That is the ultimate sin, and it will not go without blood!" That's a Barber line.
"I crave to feel his bones break." That's a Barber line.
by The Retr0 June 11, 2017

by ceedee1950 May 8, 2023

He's a nigger barber who shaves your hair while you both are naked and has helpers that suck your dick or ride over your dick
by Anarcho-Capitalist chad September 13, 2022

when you have the herpes, aids, and all the STDs accounted for in your med records...you've got the "Barber".
by DevilWoman.inthenextroom January 25, 2021

A barber shop in the boondocks
by Elock and the backyardagins March 22, 2017

The origin of barbers, Lord Barber the first and his best friend prince barberith created the barbershop temple and many joined the community and theres still many more to this day.
by Sir barberith ||| May 24, 2022

A Kentish slang term for an annoying person normally in a position of authority who is a bit mad and sings whilst they walk along with nothing useful to do. When they speak it makes no sense at all and sounds like they are just repeating the word "Barber" over and over again. for example "Hello you, Barber barber barber barber?" to which the reply is normally "pardon, what are you on about?"
Can also be used when you are interfered with or your life is made more difficult by the "Barber" in question.
For example "How your day going mate?" "Was going fine until that idiot interfered, ive been properly barbered!!!"
Can also be used when you are interfered with or your life is made more difficult by the "Barber" in question.
For example "How your day going mate?" "Was going fine until that idiot interfered, ive been properly barbered!!!"
That guy over there is a real interfering idiot, he's a right old Barber!
The day was going really well until I got barbered.....
Crashed my car the other day, was pulling out of a junction and the bloke coming the other way barbered me....
The day was going really well until I got barbered.....
Crashed my car the other day, was pulling out of a junction and the bloke coming the other way barbered me....
by The Man of Kent March 5, 2024
