Amazon socialist

Someone who is prepared to abandon their principles to save 49p on a book / CD / dvd / Joseph Joseph stacking utensil set
Steve's always banging on about workers' rights but he's an amazon socialist when it comes to deciding where to buy the new Billy Bragg album
by RustyLi July 31, 2018
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Amazon Bonus Plan

When you work for Amazon and they force you and all the other employees to celebrate being the lowest cost center. While they cut all overtime, that employees all count on , so the Site lead can get a huge bonus.
Hey man, I have to get a second job to feed my kids because of this lovely Amazon Bonus Plan!
by Amazonsux October 15, 2023
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Amazon prime reels

Apparently this is a fucking thing now????? I was using my mom's phone the other day and I discovered you can now doomscroll for hours on amazon motherfucking prime. And it shows you videos of random products it thinks you should buy. Society is fucked istg
Psychopath: "Are you seriously scrolling tiktok right now? Amazon Prime reels is where it's at"
Normal person: "Kill yourself"
by VincentVanDiesel March 15, 2024
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Amazon lust

That emptiness you feel when the Amazon truck comes down your street but doesn’t stop at your place. Seeing boxes with the Amazon smile at your neighbor’s, knowing there isn’t one waiting for you.
I saw the Amazon truck next door and suddenly had Amazon lust for a delivery, too.
by Anonymous Sven October 05, 2021
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Amazon Coupons

Amazon Offers, Amazon Coupon codes, Amazon Sale, Amazon Sale 2018
You can get Amazon coupons and Amazon sale offer at GetAmazonCoupons
by Get Amazon Coupons April 16, 2018
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Amazon Corset Complex

The Amazon Corset Complex is the mass production of clothing meant to be alternative but are made so cheaply that they either fall apart quickly, or aren't what they were advertised to be.
Person 1: "Eek! My rings are turning my fingers green!"
Person 2: "That sucks, where did you get them?"
Person 1: "Shein and Temu." :(
Person 3: "Damn, another victim of the Amazon Corset Complex."
by comfi September 28, 2024
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amazon freedom

a status of having enough income or wealth such that you don't have to check your bank account before making small purchases on Amazon, but you still have to work for a living because you don't have financial freedom.
My goal in life is to have Amazon freedom. Sure, financial freedom is better, but I feel that Amazon freedom is within my reach.
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