Serial Stalker

A person who continuously searches for people on the Internet, Facebook, and other social media with limited personal information initially given. Can locate a person given only a first name, a picture, or various descriptions. Will search for hours until the correct person is identified. Repeats this process on a daily basis.

"Hey Anthony, I met this girl named Sarah at the club last night. Here's a picture of us. You're such a serial stalker, you'll find her in like 5 mins."
"Already done. I'm that good."

by Birdman22223333333 June 27, 2016

Stalker Report

When you send an text message to a persons mobile phone, your phone lets you know that the other person has recieved the text by stalker report or Delivery report

I know Sammie got my text I got a stalker report back but she/he isnt texting me back!

by dryfoot August 11, 2008

stalker rage

The way some stalkers react when the girl isn't interested - they may unleash their frustrations through self-injury, screaming, throwing or breaking things, tantrums, violent masturbation, and other anti-social behavior.

"I just saw Mitch hitting himself in the balls, he must have some stalker rage"

Guy 1: She doesn't like you, man. Get over it.
Stalker: GET AWAY FROM ME!

by Selo April 4, 2010

stoplight stalker

this is done when you either pull more forward than you normally would, or stop sooner than normal at a light in order to gain better position to see a hot chick in the car next to you.

i almost caused an accident earlier while doing a stoplight stalker. this chick was hot though.

by tony brian August 9, 2010

Stalkered up

That state of being when one has a large cache of cheeze whiz, diet Mountain Dew, duct tape and a ball of blow surrounding their tablet displaying the ex’s Insta feed.

Well now aren’t we being quite the little Eric all stalkered up in the basement on a Friday night. He dumped you dude…spell O.V.E.R.

by ThugGuzzler July 11, 2023

Tweaker Stalker

Tweaker stalker

A tweaker stalker one who hunts other tweakers to tweak with or who might troll highly populated tweaker ares.

by Chingador October 4, 2021

Porker Stalker

An individual who has a fettish for those who are morbidally obese, could also refer to a keen lover of bacon.

Did you see Dave dancing with Gemma last night, man he's a porker stalker

by Lawrence Accardi and Amez October 23, 2008