Secret wank stains sometimes found in absurd locations.
If one can collect enough stains it is said he or she will be rewarded in buckets of gold and a man's weight of sapphire.
Secret stains are as perhaps assumed quite secretive, and most visible during early daylight. If one is to confirm something is indeed a stain of the sort one has to smell to recognize the unique tuna signature of the wank stain.
If one can collect enough stains it is said he or she will be rewarded in buckets of gold and a man's weight of sapphire.
Secret stains are as perhaps assumed quite secretive, and most visible during early daylight. If one is to confirm something is indeed a stain of the sort one has to smell to recognize the unique tuna signature of the wank stain.
I was lurking about in Teena's flat when, through carefull investigation and sniffing, I found several secret stains.
by fa la felicidad September 14, 2014
Get the secret stainmug. when you drink too much and have sex with an enormously obese chick, and wake up to shit stains in your bed.
by Nedthesciencekidd January 18, 2021
Get the Goblin stainmug. by Trusty pack monkey March 2, 2018
Get the filth stainmug. 1.A wet song by the Chili Peppers. Girls will often become horny when hearing the fist note of the song. Fingers then become involved.
2.Masturbating. For girls only. Then, it would become Purple Staining.
2.Masturbating. For girls only. Then, it would become Purple Staining.
1. My pants soon became wet upon hearing Purple Stain.
2.Last night, I had a Purple Staining party with my friends.
2.Last night, I had a Purple Staining party with my friends.
by StainMasturPlus July 5, 2006
Get the Purple Stainmug. Kevin Rowland: "hi Oli, would you like to borrow my dungarees?"
Oli: "No thanks, by the way you've been dancing to Come On Eileen I bet there's a massive dunga stain in them"
Oli: "No thanks, by the way you've been dancing to Come On Eileen I bet there's a massive dunga stain in them"
by Deadly DeVito January 8, 2012
Get the Dunga Stainmug. the brown poo stains on the inside of one's underwear, when one forgets to wipe, or after a particularly messy bowel movement.
see skid marks
see skid marks
Matt, you need to re-learn how to wipe your butt... I'm getting sick of seeing gutchie stains in your tightie whities...
by RalfieBear July 22, 2010
Get the gutchie stainsmug. 