Cum Sock

A type of sock that is not used for foot wear and is instead used to release semen into it and save for a lter time.

You: Hey man, you wil never believe what happened! I accidentally put on my cum socj instead of my real one!
Other guy: Dude that's nasty... You should really store your cum sock somewhere safe.

by TasteOfFURY May 26, 2018

cum sock

an actual sock of any material or color that is used by a guy to shoot hot cum into when jacking off. the sock is placed over the hard dick and is worn during the entire act of jacking off as to collect cum and clean the dick when done.

I gave my boyfriend a cum sock to wear on his dick while I watch him jack off.

by veronica_lickthepink December 30, 2008

stick a sock in it

stick/put a sock in it means: shut up, be quiet

do me a favor and stick a sock in it.

by shervin January 24, 2014

Business Socks

The only article of clothing a guy can wear during sex.

Now I'm naked, except for my socks. and you know when I'm down to just my socks what time it is. Its business time. You know when I'm down to just my socks its time for business thats why they call them business socks.

by Dannyc89 January 17, 2009

odd sock

An affectionate term for person who behaves in a strange and puzzling way.

"She was wearing a tea-cozy on her head again, what an odd sock she is"

by MistressBunnyHopLC July 4, 2008

Sock Evolution

The theory that socks evolve to the shape of one's foot. Thus making a differnce between a left sock and a right sock.

I felt so uncomfortable this morning because I wore an old pair of socks that went through sock evolution.

by Dansla116 February 21, 2011

sock booger

The annoying lint balls that form in socks after they have been washed.

Dude, I've been walking around all day with a sock booger and it is driving me insane.

by Billy Fricken Badass December 9, 2007