Sock Puppet

When you get a massive erection from your doctor giving you a prostate exam

In college, I used to sock puppet a few guys in my free time at the fraternity. It was a weird experience, but I think I have a new fetish. r/InTheAss."

by #Bam! April 01, 2022

skunk puppet

Noun: A soiled condom used for anal sex.

Never leave your skunk puppet just laying around.

by Plac3b0 May 05, 2016

update the puppets

(Verb.) Referring to the trimming of one's pubic hair
Synonyms: "man-scaping", waxing, "mowing the lawn," etc.

This No-shave November did a doozie on me down there, I have to seriously update the puppets.

by beekachu222 November 28, 2016

Bot Puppet

A person who believes and reposts fake social media messages.

Your fanaticism and eagerness to believe everything you read shows what a bot puppet you are

by d_press March 17, 2019

Fnaf puppet

FNAF puppet is a animatronic which gives gifts to the dead

Fnaf puppet has given me a gift

by Soundwav373 November 29, 2019

puppet fucking

A common position used for men with erectile dysfunction. The man ties a string to his penis and manipulates the dick to act like a manned puppet. The man must also become a ventriloquist and talk through his penis.

I'm puppet fucking the shit outta you.

by Snitches.get.stiches. August 26, 2017

Thunder Puppet

A vehicle known for terrorizing trails in Johnson Valley and accomplishing unthinkable feats. All while simultaneously flopping on it's side and taking naps without notice.

Yo! that Thunder Puppet just crushed that poor kids Toyota?

by Lord Farquaad1 February 13, 2020