Oh mon!

A phrase one says when they see something crazy or completely out of the ordinary to show disbelief or shock.

Friend A: Omg, I just saw a naked, homeless man in the park singing back to the birds?
Friend B: Oh mon! Did you bring your camera?

by Missblueiceeyes August 24, 2017

Mon Sashimi

The name given to those who have been rejected by their crush but are still adored by all.

I ask Jessica out and she said no.

At least you are still a Mon Sashimi.

by Urban my Jurbin November 25, 2017

Mon

Derived from the phrase “C’mon” and means the same thing

Lemme get a boneless pizza, mon!

by wonton ballsack January 14, 2018

mon mons

money ; currency

give me my mon mons. my mulah, my cash. MY MONEY.

by sagelennon December 17, 2021

Ma brudda ma mon

Your best friend!

- You are ma brudda ma mon
- jaka broda kurwa?

by Dziadziadzia February 22, 2021

Mon

a rocket league god and he is tall and named Eugene.

"Mon your just a Mexican raccoon."

by Oscar Victor May 25, 2021

Mon

Pronounced similarly so that it rhymes with 'bomb' or 'gone', A 'Mon' is an individual from the Cheshire region of the Uk who is characterised with a high interest in tractors.

They are typically not an actual expert in farming per se, thier love for tractors and associated machinery are thier only areas of interest.

The word 'Mon' is derived from 'Man' and designed to emulate the more slack jawed speech of the rural population of the area. It is typically incorporated into a greeting as follows: "Alreet (country slang for alright?) me (my) mon"

Many non-countryside influenced individuals use this way of addressing each other in order to sound simulator to the inhabitants of rural areas of cheshire i.e Nantwich, Malpas, Audlem etc.

"Alreet me mon, me john deere's PTO shaft has broken"

Or

"Can I lend a 3/4" socket for me Land Rover mon?"

by Wonnywocketwon December 4, 2019