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There are too many options, Shaz really needs to highlander that shit.
by twicefire April 19, 2019
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Highlands TX

Located east of Houston, in an unincorporated section of Harris county and near the San Jacinto River Waste Pits Superfund Site, sits Highlands TX. Not "The Highlands"... Just Highlands. Don't say it incorrectly here. Old locals think it's the shit. Everyone else thinks it's the armpit of Old Baytown. There's no shortage of drugs, crappy questionable tattoos and random gun shots (no doubt to keep property values down). Most of the eating establishments have perfected incorrect orders and lousy food. Driving through Highlands makes you believe you're in the trailer park capital of the world. How a tornado hasn't wiped it off the map is proof of miracles.
Got my new tat in Highlands TX yesterday. Dude even used a brand new clothes hangar!
by HunkyShamu April 16, 2022
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Defined - A series of collages pretending to be a University in the North of Scotland. UHI as its also known as a last resort on a UCAS application form and possibly one of the least prestigious universities on the planet. The university is best known for being the dullest university in Britain and inept media studies courses where all the students fail.

The student association is almost non existent and the majority of students there are too dumb to get in anywhere else.
"I go to uni"

"awh that's cool where do you study"

"the University of the Highlands and Islands"

"what went wrong"
by Scottish Society May 14, 2018
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Highland’s Mercy

When the rich kid helps you or becomes your friend.
Recieved some Highland’s Mercy, best day ever to be honest.
by Puffsie<3 November 11, 2022
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Highland Park HS

A rich snobby kid high school that pelts other schools with batteries inside marshmallows during home games.
Me: “hey are you going to the game tonight?”

Them: “no, it’s at Highland Park HS remember?”
Me: “oh yeah, better not go, i dont want to end up in the hospital!”
by keishaiamaiaomana November 16, 2018
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Hick town school with lots of white ass mfs. Some ghetto, some whores, all nic addicts. Tbh it wasn't too bad tho. I enjoyed my time, but there were a lot of hicks.
Man, I hate Highlands High School, Natrona Heights.
by Yinz November 8, 2022
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Highlander

A Viking character in for honor that can only be played if you have a massive dildo getting shoved up your asshole. When playing Highlander all you need is one hand on the controller to spam RT so you are able to stroke your boyfriends cock while you fight. If you play highlander you are a monumental faggot ass piece of shit and almost certainly a cuck. To anyone who plays this pubic bearded heavy spamming urinal cake, you’ve hit rock bottom, nobody loves you, nobody cares about you, and the best thing you can do is to find the closest tree to hang yourself on, at least one insufferable asshole will be gone then. There’s a guarantee that if you play highlander you are either fat virgin cuck who’s 300 pounds or a faggot who likes little boys. Fuck you fuck your children fuck your children’s children and fuck bloodline.
Person 1: “ngl I’ve been playing lots of highlander lately”
Person 2:” oh so you’re a no life fagatron troglodyte who likes big meaty cocks in their mouth”
by Figglebottoms69 May 10, 2023
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