Evan

A Fuck Boi

That guy is such an Evan

by urmomdatboi May 25, 2017

Evan

Someone who thoroughly loves almond joys

Ewww is he eating an almond joy?
-must be Evan

by Plinkdorito December 12, 2020

Evan

smelly dumb unintelligent

Evan talks too much evan is smelly

by Juppyyy do be cool October 23, 2020

Evaning

Admitting defeat to your opponent or opponent’s fans before the contest is even remotely close to being over in hopes that it’ll reverse jinx your team into winning

Guy 1: “Congrats on the win man!”
Guy 2: “Quit evaning me right now, it’s not even halftime yet and you’re only down by a touchdown”

by MuruTheGuru December 23, 2018

Evan

An Evan is super thicccc! he is very promiscuous and you will often find him stoned eating pizza and more. his perfect date consists of tequila and trisha paytas videos!

“Those Evan’s are really messing with my GAME.”

by Aut Dawg October 11, 2019

Evan

A guy who thinks he's cool but really isn't and always flips his hair is friends with hockey douchebags and wears glasses

Did you see Evan working at the shoe store today?

by Kaitlyn me February 28, 2018

Evan

The sexist man on earth everyone looks up to him, he looks down on everyone and everything because he is 6’5 and a man of strength. He can beat anyone in a fight as he is trained in every martial art to ever exist and he is overall, just perfect no one is better than him.

Woah! That’s Evan Oh my god I need an auto graph!!

by Evan (True form) October 15, 2019