Dean Blandino

-noun
A homeless man's penis, usually when exposed in public. Often used disparagingly.

Luke - Don't look over there by those columns! That homeless man just pulled out his Dean Blandino and he's jamming a needle in it!

Mike - Man that's the biggest Blandino I've seen this week, even with that 5 inches of bush.

by stopcalling October 12, 2022

doing a Dean

Verb.

The act of taking a shit and smoking a bowl at the same time. Reported to be twice as relaxing (taking a dump is a very relaxing experience) and smoking a bowl (which is super chill).

If you don't know how to chill, though, you get a swirly.

*Text message*

Mark: "hey bro you wanna hang at the party? I heard Stef and Amanda are gonna be there"

Jo: "Sounds good bro, just doing a Dean then gonna have a chat with the bathmat"

by Magnum Mayhem July 7, 2011

jason dean

The hottest person in Heathers. I would let him shoot me.

Person 1: "Who is jason dean?"
Person 2: "The hottest man in Heathers!!!!"

by homoalex May 28, 2022

Mike Dean

The realest, OG, and trillist producer out there.

Hey did you hear Mike Dean’s remix of Birds in the Trap sing MCKnight??

by Nedsvision August 27, 2019

Dean Clean

Former Dead Milkmen drummer. he resides in philadelphia.

Dean Clean is an AWESOME drummer.

by Debris December 27, 2004

Dean Martin

Superlatively cooler than most in diction, manner, and in the ability to woo the opposite sex.

also see: Dino

The way he effortlessy coaxed those two hotties up to his pad with one sentence was so Dean Martin.

by loungecat August 9, 2004

Howard Dean

adj. To lose one's self in a moment; to react with inappropriate emotion; to over react

It was a civilized discussion about bananaphones until Bill went Howard Dean on us.

by attilathahun February 4, 2004