The worst thing to happen to the fashion industry, a skin disorder of purses and (unfortunately) pants everywhere.
"Oh that looks cool"
"Put on your glasses :/"
*sees the crocodile print*
"BURN IT. DAMN IT TO HELL AND BEYOND."
"Put on your glasses :/"
*sees the crocodile print*
"BURN IT. DAMN IT TO HELL AND BEYOND."
by Thingsandstuffidunno August 31, 2015

My girl cheated on me, and made me feel like an asshole because I made her cry.
Turns out shes just another Crocodile Cunt
Turns out shes just another Crocodile Cunt
by Lord_Shiva July 21, 2023

Central cee: Crocodile tears u aint even crying why u swearing to God when u do not belive in Christ.
by dd_osmawifee May 28, 2024

Her: How can you drink raw eggs?
Him: I'll be fine. I have a crocodile stomach. I do it all the time.
Him: I'll be fine. I have a crocodile stomach. I do it all the time.
by SkoegangstQQpid January 16, 2023
