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Content Junkie

An addict who perpetually consumes dull content in video games and movies. They climb aboard the hype train each year and are thrilled to receive the half-baked, steaming pile of dog shit products they were misled to buy. They develop amnesia so they can continue to cope with the copy and paste mechanics, repetitive side missions, and terrible storylines that have been re-hashed to them over and over again. A good story means nothing to them, all they want is mind-numbing special effects and action sequences. They do not consume because they want to, they consume because they need to.

The saying “wide as an ocean, deep as a puddle,” is a concept that is very alien to them.

Not to be confused with a normie because this individual is an addict.
“Dude, did you see the new Far Cry trailer? Holy shit it looks so good! This year is stacked! We’re gonna get Madden 22, COD Vanguard, Battlefield 2042, and a new Assassin’s Creed!"
"No, I'm not remotely interested in games made for content junkies."
by Giant Dousch February 12, 2022
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Content

When people hear this word "content", they think of it like content creator or content videos. But why isn't the content of content defined?
Bob:"WHAT'S UP GUYS? ITS YOUR FAVORITE CONTENT CREATOR BOB!!"
by milesasr May 2, 2023
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Brain Dead Content

Media or literature that is so stupid it does not require a single brain cell to understand the context
“Dude, I’m so high I can only watch brain dead content like on YouTube right now…”
by Lurain January 13, 2023
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milking (content)

When someone is refering to a person milking a situation, they are talking about that person talking about it too much.
Woah, you are really milking (content) this drama for all it's worth!
by Bum willy master August 20, 2024
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Content Speak

A form of sanitized language or euphemism used by online content creators when discussing sensitive or serious topics. This vocabulary, which includes words like "unalive" instead of "kill," is primarily used to avoid demonetization by advertisers on various platforms. The practice ultimately desensitizes the audience to the gravity of these subjects by watering down the very language used to describe them.
"Dude, did you hear about that little boy? Got graped and unalived by a PDF file, it's so messed up."

"Are you fucking serious right now?! You're talking about a child being raped and murdered by a pedophile and you're using that sanitized, spineless content speak bullshit?! What the absolute fuck is wrong with you? Talk like a goddamn human being!"
by Tad in Berlin June 11, 2025
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Content Team

Ein Content Team findet man nur einmal. Im Südflügel sitzend finden sich ca. 20 weinverrückte Mittzwanziger*innen, die tagsüber das Backend mit Wein befüllen und nach Feierabend eventuell auch sich selbst. Das Word Team wird im Content Team groß geschrieben, gemeinsame Mittagessen, After-Work-Events, Funzelfahrten – hier wird es nie langweilig!
by winelover1234 February 21, 2022
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Content guidelines

toobs: holy shit i´d rather die before reading the content guidelines, it would actually eat up half of my lifespan to do.
by im copper October 24, 2023
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