coconut milk

female ejaculatory fluid;unlike cow's milk, it is semi-transparent.Arrives in 4 flavours, like lemon juice, or sugar, or vinegar, or toffee.Usually multiple squirts, can total 1/4 cup (far more than semen).All flavours taste good. This is not urine;it comes from glands in the urinary tract just upstream of the clitoris. A wondrous event for any man to experience.

I was licking her clitoris when suddenly without warning she deposited coconut milk all over my beard.

by John R. December 4, 2003

lime in the coconut

Slang term for smoking marijuana

Let's go put a lime in the coconut and chill

by nikijo February 18, 2014

Coconut water

A term a lesbian uses, it is said that American coconut water tastes like a vagina. So if a girl says she likes coconut water that means she wanna have some women in her bed.

Jackson: Ey Dream what do you wanna drink?

Dream:*looks at another woman* I'll have some coconut water

by DreamIsALesbian January 23, 2021

coconut college

A slang term for alternative high schooling for those who have been kicked out of normal high school or those who are over 21 and are no longer allowed to attend normal high school and want to finish. The coconut part comes from slang term coconut which means idiot, dumb person, etc and the college part because it's taken later in life. The term became wide spread in the 70's.

Dude 1: Hey man, are you up for going out tonight?

Dude 2: Sorry man, I gotta report into coconut college with independent studies

by Dusty Bannister January 9, 2008

Sex Coconut

Someone with high labido and short hair.

That sex coconut posted pictures of his catbum online

by L'espirit Libre July 8, 2010

coconut sniffer

to insult a group of rich inbred relatives.

(usually a different ethnicity than yourself)

"your family consists of coconut sniffers"

by Kenna <33 August 29, 2022

Coconut Cracker

A polite way of saying "dumb idiot"

Why do you have to be a Coconut Cracker John?

by CrackedNut May 11, 2021