Eh,
Welcome to the land of High Speed Internet, where polar bears roam the land, and the rare mooses or meese munch on pine trees as the majestic lumberjack pulls his plaid jacket on, and takes an axe to the pine tree.
Welcome to Canada, where everytime someone mentions “hockey” people pull out their hockey stick, conveniently strapped to their back. While playing hockey and showing off their elite skill, a person falls down. The person who pushed them down says “sorry, eh” and helps them up, then an argument on who says sorry breaks out and a crowd of over 40 people are screaming sorry at each other.
Canada, the land of free health care. If you get trampled by a moose of checked to hard in hockey, we’ve got ya covered.
-Welcome to Tim Horton’s what can I get for you today?
-I would like a double double with a Canadian maple doughnut
-is that everything today?
-actually can I get a shot of maple syrup in my coffee too? Maple syrup is the best, eh.
-yeah. That’ll be 4 loonies.
Yeah loonies. Our $1 coin. And toonies our $2 coin.
And have you heard of kraft dinner? The better version of Kraft Mac ‘n’ Cheese.
What about milk. In a bag
Other notable Canadian things
-smarties (basically crunchier less colourful m&m’s)
- RCMProyal Canadian horse riding police
-We invented Baseketball.
-lacrosse ...our 2nd national sport (because we’re just that good at sports)
-48 hour coverage of the NHL trade deadline.
And kicking your car to get ice out of the wheel wells.
Welcome to the land of High Speed Internet, where polar bears roam the land, and the rare mooses or meese munch on pine trees as the majestic lumberjack pulls his plaid jacket on, and takes an axe to the pine tree.
Welcome to Canada, where everytime someone mentions “hockey” people pull out their hockey stick, conveniently strapped to their back. While playing hockey and showing off their elite skill, a person falls down. The person who pushed them down says “sorry, eh” and helps them up, then an argument on who says sorry breaks out and a crowd of over 40 people are screaming sorry at each other.
Canada, the land of free health care. If you get trampled by a moose of checked to hard in hockey, we’ve got ya covered.
-Welcome to Tim Horton’s what can I get for you today?
-I would like a double double with a Canadian maple doughnut
-is that everything today?
-actually can I get a shot of maple syrup in my coffee too? Maple syrup is the best, eh.
-yeah. That’ll be 4 loonies.
Yeah loonies. Our $1 coin. And toonies our $2 coin.
And have you heard of kraft dinner? The better version of Kraft Mac ‘n’ Cheese.
What about milk. In a bag
Other notable Canadian things
-smarties (basically crunchier less colourful m&m’s)
- RCMProyal Canadian horse riding police
-We invented Baseketball.
-lacrosse ...our 2nd national sport (because we’re just that good at sports)
-48 hour coverage of the NHL trade deadline.
And kicking your car to get ice out of the wheel wells.
The state is divided into two distinct physiographic provinces; the Alleghany Plateau on the west, comprising perhaps two-thirds of the area of the state, and forming a part of the great Appalachian Plateau Province which extends from New York to Alabama; and the Newer Appalachians or Great Valley Region on the east, being a part of the large province of the same name which extends from Canada to Central Alabama
by UnseenDegree August 20, 2017
Get the Canadamug. Canada is great man
by Justbeamemerlol November 14, 2020
Get the Canadamug. 
by InterstateDriver May 1, 2019
Get the Canadamug. Some mythical place that is supposedly above 'Merica. They say that they drink maple syrup on everything and love poutine.They love to ride moose or they call them meese. There national anthem is probably about maple syrup.There national animal is something that is called a beaver that ma exist we are not fully sure. They say that they are very kind and will have battles at the grocery store for who will pay. they say eh or a depending on which story you believe. they celebrate Thanksgiving on a different day then 'Merica, and said to be the second largest country.
Guy:1 "yo have u heard of the legend of Canada?
Guy:2 no what is it
Guy:1 it is a myth about a country above us. let me tell you about the myth.
Guy:2 no what is it
Guy:1 it is a myth about a country above us. let me tell you about the myth.
by Daggermaster9900 December 6, 2018
Get the Canadamug. person 1: "So how's it going in Canada?
person 2: "It is the middle of April and its fucking cold here"
person 1: "How's winter going for ya?"
person 2: "i cannot get out of my house."
person 1: "Why? Are you on house arrest or something?"
person 2: "no, its because there is 20 inches of snow outside my house."
person 2: "It is the middle of April and its fucking cold here"
person 1: "How's winter going for ya?"
person 2: "i cannot get out of my house."
person 1: "Why? Are you on house arrest or something?"
person 2: "no, its because there is 20 inches of snow outside my house."
by woodguy >:] October 20, 2022
Get the Canadamug. by Obama's N-word Pass October 24, 2019
Get the Canadamug.