Dinner Blessing

A multiple partner sexual act similar to a circle jerk, where the participants sit or stand in a circle and manually stimulate the partner to the immediately right side. This results in every participant simultaneously giving and receiving stimulation.
1."I made the mistake of sitting next to Gary at the dinner blessing last night. His callused hands damn near rubbed my wiener raw."

2. "I heard that Brandon's book club is just an excuse to get the guys to come over and have a dinner blessing."
by The Monkey Man May 10, 2013
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Blessing the Tea

Bringing undue gravity or religious, spiritual or philosophical contexts to situations that are inconsequential to others in your social sphere.
I know you liked the movie, but I kind of feel like you were blessing the tea by relating it to my relationship with my father and then starting to cry. It was a Rob Schneider movie, after all.
by poopygrim February 21, 2011
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Bless it cuz

Them: Of course I'll like your insta pic!
You: Bless it cuz!
by Samdee January 17, 2017
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Greek Blessing

When a Greek Orthodox priest comes over to bless your house, but instead takes a horrendous crap in your bathroom.
The priest totally fooled us and gave us a Greek blessing.
by Pre1982Penny January 21, 2010
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marijuana blessing

a way of which cannabis can be consumed
in a cnnabis joint/reefer aka marijuana blessing
by mellon69er January 11, 2009
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Bless In The Sky

A Phrase that obviously means you have received a blessing from from the heavens/jesus/god.
"Yo I just found a 20 dollar bill on the street, it's a bless in the sky!!!"
by Boxden User September 7, 2013
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Portuguese Blessing

Pastor Joe was so emphatic during the sermon, he suddenly stood up and gave everyone a Portuguese Blessing!
by Cbit Y 260 February 24, 2011
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