Brainzzzz zis iz nawt a zombie writing zis, zombie apocalypses are ze bezt zing zat cood happen 2 earth, becuz of all of ze deliciouz brainz
by Not zombie February 7, 2024

The middle get poorer, the top gets richer and the public is passed down the new and improved system of selling a kidney to make rent. When they say they're working "for the people" and the people are really working for them. Donating their life to servitude for the scraps of inflation and peril of the quality of life. A country pretending to still be a magnus of wealth and opportunity but it's really the opportunity to apply for food stamps when you get home from your third job. When the income that 20 years ago would have been considered well off barely buys the tent you now live in while you stream happy juice from your device that was supposed to fix everything and cry into your cereal that cost $15 a box. Food that is really poison to wring more money out of a propped up populous of vaccine zombies and Starbucks Karens. A Marxist Utopia. Cogs that are asleep while they work, nodding while they are obliterated and say "thank you sir may I have some more?" when the next guillotine falls. This is the longest, slowest, most expensive apocalypse ever. Open your throat and say ahhh as they pour the elixir of sheepledom into the gob that stays silent and runs into the building as the world burns.
I wish the world would end already. This trickle down apocalypse situation is fucking with my streaming time.
by Billie Kent October 7, 2025

by doublestandarddems February 5, 2023

A family tinned pie with a long self life , kept in store cupboard . Only people of a certain generation will eat. Something that could only be left in a apocalypse and still edible.
"I need to go food shopping , we've only got a tin of pineapple and a apocalypse pie left in the cupboards.
by Dollydaydreamer February 13, 2021

basically it's this kpop stan wanting to move to north korea because "ramen" and "anime" and they dont even know how bad north korea is. they most likely will be wearing some straight black hair with the "beautiful hair for beautiful people" hair or the "clean spikes" ugc hair. in most circumstances, the predator will have black hair, but sometimes it may be brown. they usually have an outfit consisting of checkers and black and white colors, but if their slender left them, they then wear a black torn hoodie with bloody bandages to try and say "im depressed" and their body type is always going to be the woman package but with man legs to try and have an "attractive" look. i will now move onto the slenders, which have a body type that gave their species the name "slender" they usually are very tall with the "robloxian" package but with one leg that makes them even taller. they usually have the "clean spikes" ugc hair, or a bunch of hairs mixed together. they always have black hair, i've never seen one with any color other than that. other than the things ive listed about slenders, they aren't too different from the aesthetic/copy and paste girl.
"im apart of the copy and paste/aesthetic apocalypse-"
by anonymous April 16, 2021

by The clairvoyant. November 22, 2021

Apocalypse Rising 2, commonly referred to as Apoc 2, AR2, or simply Apoc, was the disappointing and, quite frankly, God awfully boring sequel to the once popular ROBLOX game; Apocalypse Rising. Apocalypse Rising 2 has many dickeaters who still play the game. There is no charm or fun to be had in this game. The charm, fun, memories, and friends from the original game was lost. Many players will convince themselves that the game is fun and they are part of some community even though there is no community, comp scene, or fun to be had. If you have fallen into this hole of perpetual grinding for those outfits with broken spawn rates, or because the first game is dead, I beg of you to go back before it's too late. Stop playing this game. You are wasting your life, staring at a screen, for what? So your character can have some pants which are practically indifferentiable from the other pants you unlocked at the start of the game? This game has sucked since it came out, and everyone knew it was dead before it was "released."
by SR71Wizard October 30, 2023
