Bet on the Gambler

When someone with intestinal issues (e.g. diarrhea)attempts to fart and up until the last instant doesn't know whether it will be a shart or a fart, in effect gambling on the outcome. Different than a shart, however, the results of losing the Bet on the Gambler can be significantly more catostriphic.

The large stain in Lucy's pants made it clear she Bet on the Gambler and lost.

by RMDB November 5, 2008

sweat bet

A gamble that makes one uneasy because of the odds on winning.

I placed a sweat bet on the underdogs. I wonder if they will actually win for me.

by Ereck Flowers May 4, 2019

Hard bets

Hard bets- it’s like saying bet or like “ alright bet” but just saying hard bets in stead

“I’ll be picking you up at 5 tomorrow”. “Okay hard bets”

by Members only September 3, 2018

arizona bet

A bet (wager) that is so serious, it is made over the Arizona Iced Tea drink. The bet is initiated by someone calling a bet, then spilling some Arizona. The winner is awarded a can of Arizona from every person involved. The bet can't be broken, since everyone LOVES Arizona.

Person 1: "yo i bet you an arizona that she will get laid soon"
Person 2: "Definitely not. The arizona bet is on! "

Person 1: "The Yankees will win."
Person 2: "No they won't. Let's bet an Arizona on it"

by albanian guy October 14, 2012

LumberWack Bet

Prior to gay sex, the male being penetrated sprays a mixture of AXE body spray and strawberry lube on their asshole so is burns like hell, then when being penetrated the male jacks off and if he doesn’t cum before the other AND does NOT scream the penetrator he owes him $50. If screaming occurs repeat the process with the other male until it works, variations include adding a bigger cock(if available).

Yo, I won a LumberWack Bet against Ben last night.

by Grunkle Ben October 7, 2018

Bet g

A phrase Mexicans use to mean "I got your back" you can count on me.

generally used in texting "I need to get my hammer back for work, I start in 2 hours!" friend in reply "bet g"

by Carter Anderson October 2, 2019

madden bets

Bets made during the honorable playing of Madden NFL between cousins, using dares and uncomfortable situations as the stakes instead of money.

Hey bro let’s make some madden bets, every time I score a touchdown you have to streak around the basement.

by CousinF\/cker63 January 19, 2022