Thanksgiving

You don't see many people eating Thanksgiving dinner with Indians. Would it be narcissistic of the Indians to say fuck these guys?

Indians don't feel the same way about Thanksgiving. They most likely wouldn't even feel welcome at a Thanksgiving dinner these days. Is the average family really grateful to the Indians?

by Solid Mantis November 10, 2020

Thanksgiving turkey

a prostitute, a ho who loves gobbling up nuts & loves getting stuffed

is that katrina yeah she's a thanksgiving turkey loves gobbling nuts up & getting stuffed

by Timothy m mendes November 21, 2019

Thanksgiving Day Remorse

A feeling of regret, guilt, sadness, and remorse that you did not spend Thanksgiving like you wanted to or should have. This usually includes not having eaten enough, and craving and missing more Thanksgiving foods, drinks, and desserts.

Wow, I can’t beliebe I didn’t take home any leftovers. I really have Thanksgiving Day Remorse right now. I totally regret it!

I should’ve talked more with my grandma. I only see her a couple days a year. What Thanksgiving Day remorse.

by LingDanc803 November 23, 2018

Thanksgiving

A day lot of people pretend to be grateful. Lots of people say they're grateful on Thanksgiving, or during a pandemic, while a few know how ungrateful they really are. A few know they're as much part of the problem as the Mexicans working long hours at the plant at minimum wage risking exposure to viruses from both animals and other people to get their bird to them.

A lot of people thank a healthcare worker during a pandemic, just like a lot of people would thank the Mexican dude that just dropped dead from working at the plant to get a turkey to a family on time for Thanksgiving dinner if they ever met the guy. The reality is people don't really care all that much about the efforts of other people. What's the point in pretending to? Let people know you're an ungrateful asshole like me, it's who you really are, ugly inside when nobody is looking.

by Solid Mantis November 10, 2020

thanksgiving sit and talk

when you can’t go out with your cousins to smoke but you sit with a friend, get tipsy and talk

“hey did you go on your thanksgiving walk?”

“no i sat with a friend and we had a thanksgiving sit and talk”

by dinosaur man November 23, 2023

thanksgiving

when you fuck a turkey, kill it and then eat it for thanksgiving.

guest1: do you taste cum in the turkey?
guest2: no i dont... oh wait i do
thanksgiving host: i totally wasnt fucking the turkey

by john6969696420420420 November 30, 2024

Canadian Thanksgiving

A Canadian Thanksgiving is when you and a group of friends break into a basketball arena to jerk off on a poster of the 2019 Golden State Warriors while everyone does their best Kawhi Leonard media day laugh impersonation. The last person to finish has to bury any evidence of the crime under a Canadian School. If the crime goes unpunished for a generation, a successful Canadian Thanksgiving has occurred.

Gordon’s Kawhi laugh was so good last night I couldn’t finish and had to take the bag of DNA to Kamloops to bury for the Canadian Thanksgiving.

by Funkmaster Gordon November 21, 2023