thanks.txt

Derogatory term for a final internet forum post before one leaves for good in which all gripes, complaints,angst,etc. are aired in front of the world. Generally assumes that most people care about ones departure when in fact they do not. I.E. "Thanks for al the memories".
Usually results in post deletion/banning of offender.

What happened to ChoadToad?

He thanks.txt'd and got banned.

by ZoroasterD July 22, 2004

Thanksgiving Clapback

A snarky retort you give to a family member during Thanksgiving, usually in response to a passive aggressive remark made by said family member.

Uncle: "Why you always in and out of this house?"

Me: "Why are you always in and out of jail?"

Cousin: "Still struggling to find a job, huh?"
Me: "Still struggling to find your baby daddy, huh?" #Thanksgiving Clapback

by Gladilay November 20, 2017

Thanks for the Invite

A common phrase spoken when you did not get an invite to an event. You say it for no real reason at all just to get a reaction from people or to let them know that you are in disappointment that you did not get invited. Even if it is something of no interest to you, you say it anyways!

"Hey guys, we sure had fun last night didn't we?" A boy in the room raises his head and says: "Thanks for the invite"

Invite can be interchanged with Intro, when you did not get introduced to someone.

by Big Deal22 January 21, 2011

Thanksism

A "thank you" given to someone for a favor or action that has not yet taken place and never ends up materializing.
You have already thanked them for something they did not really do. It is not fair and can be taken back at any moment.

Yesterday my wife said she was going to give me a message when we got home from work so I said "thanks, I really appreciate that". We got home, she ate dinner and went to bed with no message yet had already received her thanksism. I woke her up and took it back.

by Taige July 31, 2007

thanks for the r

when you text someone and they don't reply for a long time without reasoning

dude 1-(3:30 pm) hey dude, wanna hang later?
(4:30 pm)
(5:30 pm)
(6:30 pm)
(7:30 pm)
dude 1-(8:30 pm) hey man thanks for the r
dude 2-(8:50) oh sorry man i was playing X-Box

by regina kleinkatz July 18, 2017

good thanks

1. Personal declaration of sainthood.
2. All utterances of a goodthanker

Phil:"Hey mate, how you doing?"

Dave:"I'm good, thanks."

by L. Awknad March 10, 2005

thanksgiving dinner

The act of consuming a mouthful of mashed potatoes while pleasuring a male orally. The dinner concludes when the male climaxes, depositing his "gravy" into the potatoes which are then digested.

My aunt Martha invited me over to watch the parade, but I had a thanksgiving dinner to attend.

by Pilgrimmace October 20, 2008