Wet Thank You

After intercourse with a beautiful woman you cry and say thank you so you ruin any chances with her forever.

"It was fine until he did the wet thank you and ruined the mood. Now she's back to being just my cousin."

by Dr.micuchysharri April 3, 2019

thank you bitch

When you are trying to be nice but are low key pissed. This may include saying this word just to be nice but, secretly your not thankful.

“Here i brought you food!” “Thank you bitch.”

by hello_kitty1 April 7, 2019

thank you helen

a word used to display extreme thankfulness. usually used towards someone you love, particularly named helen.

friend 1: *gives a gift*
friend 2: thank you helen!

by sonya & shauna February 24, 2019

thAnk yOu

Saying thank you sarcastically because you're too much of a cunt too say thank you properly.

Kathryn: "Your hair looks nice"
Kelly: "thAnk yOu"

by 1234howmanypeopleareinmystore February 27, 2019

Wham Bam Thank You Ma'am

if you want to prove a point or if you want to have a great comeback for a b*tch if you want to leave them speechless
if you want to be a boss ass b*tch then say wham bam thank u, next

b*tch friend: omg did u do this
you: NO I DID NOT SO WHAM BAM THANK YOU MA'AM GOODBYE
b*tch friend: ok damn

by d4hlia February 28, 2019

Thank you, Rachel.

Based on an r/facepalm post. Refers to an article written by Rachel Link of Authority Nutrition about how to limit hangover symptoms, with the first tip being "limit alcohol consumption".

This is a response to someone who says something stupidly obvious.

Article: "Beginner's tips for highway driving: 1) Wear a seatbelt." Derek: "Thank you, Rachel."

by JTBSpartan September 3, 2019

Thank You Pretty Pretty Much

If you want to thank someone sarcastically while nodding your head
Sunglasses required

"Who's Joe?"
"Joe Mama!"
"Thank you pretty pretty much"

by TrinicalLL September 24, 2019