Have your lady insert a 100% Agave tequila tampon, squirt lime juice and "salt the rim". Pull string and enjoy!
by Doc_Camber January 28, 2017
Get the tia tequilamug. by PeaceLover<3 July 23, 2021
Get the National Tequila Daymug. by hjj256 October 25, 2020
Get the Tequila Personmug. by Greg in Carlsbad August 5, 2021
Get the Tequila Surfsidemug. When you jiz in a tequila bottle and the alcohol solidifies the jiz making some one think its a worm and trick them into eating it
by im dat guy... June 5, 2015
Get the white worm tequilamug. Tequila is the most sweetest girl you'll ever meet she has a great personally, she has beautiful she, i also named after a drink she ,has a beautiful eye color,she is really goofy and playful , she is thick, and most likely fine
Tequila is the most sweetest girl you'll ever meet she has a great personally, she has beautiful she, i also named after a drink she ,has a beautiful eye color,she is really goofy and playful , she is thick, and most likely fine
by Saditydoll January 7, 2019
Get the Tequilamug. Is a bittersweet beverage that a woman can make for her lover. During her "special time", she can treat her partner by reclining on her back with ass held high, and proceed to belch blood out of her vagina so that it starts pooling up on the rim of her asshole. The last step to finish the tasty delight, is for her to piss onto her butthole to finish the recipe. The partner may add a small umbrella if they wish to set the mood. Cultured people tend to stir the drink for better consistency, and occasionally add semen to add some tang to the taste.
After forcing Jerry to watch all of MTV's Slamhouse Summer Special, Beth wanted to console him with his favorite drink, the Twisted Tequila Sunrise.
by 0RELLIK0 August 9, 2022
Get the Twisted Tequila Sunrisemug.