Teddy Roosevelting

The act of bagging some large game (i.e. water buffalo, rhino, whale, elephant, hog, fatty, BBW, etc.) and taking her home for an evening of shameful pleasure.

Dude, Jason is straight Teddy Roosevelting. He just bagged a water buffalo and took her to pound town. He's definitely gonna try and put his big toe in that tonight.

by ChiFrank August 11, 2014

Panda...teddy

amazing. Amazing and just more amazing.

Person: WOAHHHH ITS PANDA...TEDDY
person2: omg IM SUCH A FAN OF THEM
- Zoes1millon/ieatedits

by ilikepanda...teddy February 23, 2021

teddy greenspon

The kind of guy that likes to fuck fat bitches

You see that guy walking home with the pi phis, that’s a real teddy greenspon

by Beif May 20, 2018

Teddy cat

A cat who decieves you with his cuddles then farts.

Aww its a teddy cat! oh no. I smell fartz.

by Annatwodicks March 20, 2010

Teddy Rileying

Doing too much or Overkill.

Superproducer Teddy Riley overproduction during his verzus battle against Babyface. thou sall not teddy rileying

by highflyer10 April 19, 2020

Bush teddy

A Bush teddy is a poop that is excreted outdoors. Generally, in the bush.

Ah, that's just Byron doing a Bush teddy. Hurry up ya fuck.

by Willhelmthecreator April 18, 2022

Teddy Bear

Ibrahim Riaz's favourite toy

Ibrahim gobbles his teddy bears ...

by Joking poo November 07, 2021