The self-bumpkin technique is performed by first waiting 7-10 days without taking a shit, and then when finally shitting, curving the large feces toward you, under your balls, up from between your legs, and into your dick. You then suck the shit back in and out of your ass, repeating this movement until ejaculation. This technique results in euphoria, as well as chlamydia, herpes, HPV, gonorrhea, and syphilis. Also you may notice black discharge from the urethra 2-12 hours after performing this technique.
It is told that performing this technique 7 times can result in ascension to a higher plane of spiritual existence, however no one has survived the process more than 3 times.
It is told that performing this technique 7 times can result in ascension to a higher plane of spiritual existence, however no one has survived the process more than 3 times.
“Dude, I’m about to try the self-blumpkin technique! I’m 6 days in without shitting!”
“Bro I wouldn’t do that. I tried it 4 years ago and there’s still black shit in my dick.”
“Bro I wouldn’t do that. I tried it 4 years ago and there’s still black shit in my dick.”
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by The octopoos October 1, 2016
Get the Cranberry Technique mug.Hannover technique is a technique of loading a car onto a truck when the towing hook on the car is broken or missing.
Using this means you destroy the hood of the car, because the hook of the towing car is hooked to the hood to pull the car up the ramp.
This Is a better alternative that connecting the hook to the axle, because that would wear down the cable.
Using this means you destroy the hood of the car, because the hook of the towing car is hooked to the hood to pull the car up the ramp.
This Is a better alternative that connecting the hook to the axle, because that would wear down the cable.
Jonas: Oh Jennifer's car broke down? How did they tow it? I thought her towing hook was broken.
Manuela: oh yes it is broken. They used the Hannover technique.
Jonas: doesn't that destroy the hood?
Manuela: oh yes it does. You should've seen it
Manuela: oh yes it is broken. They used the Hannover technique.
Jonas: doesn't that destroy the hood?
Manuela: oh yes it does. You should've seen it
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Get the the squirrel technique mug.The act to intervene during a class with the only specific intention of filling up the time and avoid that the professor may be able to ask questions or change topic.
"Damn, we still have 45 minutes?!"
"Don't worry, I read a couple of papers vaguely connected to it, I'll use the Alawsi-Radice's technique"
"Don't worry, I read a couple of papers vaguely connected to it, I'll use the Alawsi-Radice's technique"
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