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Get the Tennessee fudgesicle mug.A small town where it's normal to be driven to school in a tractor. 3/4 of the population is made up of mullet wearing hillbillies, who wear cowboy boots.
Person one: do you see that kid with a mullet? He got driven to school in a tractor.
Person two: yeah? that's because he's from Portland Tennessee.
Person two: yeah? that's because he's from Portland Tennessee.
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Get the Portland Tennessee mug.The process of heating up a sexual partners feces via grill and putting them together like a kebab. The partner will then insert the stringbean via anal hole while heated to around 200 degrees farhenhiet.
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Get the Tennessee Stringbean mug.Considered an old wise joke— A Tennessee toothpick is the bone from a raccoon pecker. The bone in male raccoon genitalia is tiny enough it COULD be used as a toothpick....
“I sure which I could get this food unstuck from my teeth.”
“There’s some roadkill! I can get you a Tennessee toothpick real quick?”
“Uhh, what’s that?”
“A raccoon pecker!”
“Oh.” *squirms in terror while their friend laughs at their reaction*
“There’s some roadkill! I can get you a Tennessee toothpick real quick?”
“Uhh, what’s that?”
“A raccoon pecker!”
“Oh.” *squirms in terror while their friend laughs at their reaction*
by LPeezy February 2, 2023
Get the Tennessee Toothpick mug.The act of freezing one's own feces, still in "log" form, and using it as a dildo on a woman until the "log" has melted inside of her vagina.
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