The One Tonne Challenge

Where by large women are slept with by competing men for the sake of sport.

A race to 2200 lbs. (5 or more participating males needed; each one individually trying to reach the 2200 lb mark first)

The maximum number of girls you can have sex with to reach the goal of the One Tonne Challenge is 10. On average this would be 220 lbs each. Relations with over 10 females to reach the 2200 lb goal will result in disqualification.

You can divide your females up as you wish in order to reach the weight goal.

Eg. If you go under weight on some, say 180 lbs, you will have to compensate with a larger girl to even out, say 26o lbs.

The first person to reach the weight goal, while keeping their number of companions to under 10 is declared the winner.

by Lord P & Fab C January 26, 2005

tonies

(n),(pl): Term used for people who are overly spacey, ditzy, or generally flaky. Evolution:
Frosted Flakes->Tony the Tiger->Tonies

singular form: tony

"All our friends totally boned out on us and couldn't come to the movie tonight."
"Dude...the tonies strike again."

by Midnight July 8, 2004

Tennessee Tommy knocker

a sexual act performed when a consenting woman is on the floor ass up in the air and face of the carpet, then the man standing on the bed or any elivated platform and performs a belly flop of sorts with a hard cock with the hopes of finding one of the holes of said woman.

Betty sure does walk funny after Joe landed a Tennessee Tommy knocker in her ass.

by Tucker from Tennessee December 8, 2010

Tennessee Chili Bag

The act of turning a person upside down.Inserting a funnel into their anus and defecating into the funnel and forcing your feces into their rectum.

I totally Tennessee Chili Bagged your mom last night

by Dani California1996 August 27, 2011

Tennessee special

The act in where a female sits on a gear shifter facing the rear of the vehicle, while performing oral on the male passenger in the rear of the vehicle while simultaneously servicing both males in the front seats with her hands.

I wish we could find a chick to give us a Tennessee Special tonight.

by Mike Honchar May 27, 2017

tennessee honeybucket

The act of having sexual intercourse in a port-a-potty and using the waste left in the toilet as lube.

I want to tennessee honeybucket a sorority girl at a tailgater this weekend!

by niggerfaggot6ixty9ine September 3, 2018

Uncle Sam's Tennessee Turkey

It is mainly described as the very inhumane act of deficating on a innocent young female and ejaculating on her face whilst consuming a quite delicious golden glazed turkey leg and reciting the pledge of allegance.

Dude Man! Roberto gave Tina the gnarliest Uncle Sam's Tennessee Turkey last night!

by Robertojohnson10 September 16, 2009