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toilet texting

Guy 1: "Dude, I'm totally toilet texting you."
Guy 2: "Sweet, I toilet texted Fred earlier."
by TehAwesomeUD April 28, 2007
mugGet the toilet textingmug.

toilet talk

The act of bailing out the water from a toilet in order to converse via the toilet pipes with inmates on another floor whilst incarcerated.
Inmate 1103 has crap and piss on his face cuz he's been toilet talking with inmate 3034
by Toastyghosty January 14, 2008
mugGet the toilet talkmug.

feed the toilet

After eating a Turducken for Thanksgiving I really had to FEED THE TOILET
by SICK RELNICK April 20, 2010
mugGet the feed the toiletmug.

toilet trolls

1. People that do something to toilets, such as put something on the seat or loosen something in order to pull a prank.
2. Small creatures that crawl out of the toilet when you are doing math homework while taking a dump, and give you the answers.
3. Essences that increase your focus and brain power when you are in a bathroom.
4. People that graffiti porta-pottys

5. People that hide in the bathroom, usually sitting on the toilet, when they troll the web.
My mom didn't want me to do my math homework in the bathroom because she claimed that the toilet trolls would tell me all the answers.

"Looks like the toilet trolls stopped by," said the park ranger when he saw the spray painted porta-potty.
You don't know when the toilet trolls are online, because they just seem like they are going to the bathroom.
by Okto May 25, 2017
mugGet the toilet trollsmug.

Toilet Dog

(n) a particularly animated deposit in the commode.

- fecal matter that appears to swim around in the bowl
- like a “sun dog” but substantially less beautiful
Whew, I had too much to eat and drink last night; I dropped a toilet dog that nearly jumped up and bit my ass.
by Sczechuan Stan February 3, 2018
mugGet the Toilet Dogmug.

toilet fluff

The debris left on the toilet seat from your ass crack that comes from your underwear.
Make sure you clean the toilet fluff off the seat when you are done.
by jeffyd September 6, 2007
mugGet the toilet fluffmug.

trucker's toilet

A large mouthed plastic bottle (think Gatorade) used by a trucker in lieu of other facilities. True road kings can use one while holding 65. Some truckers dispose of trucker's toilets by tossing them out the window, and if you keep an eye out, you'll spot these half-full gems along interstates everywhere.
With a wind chill of -40 on Wyoming's I-80, Todd decided to forgo the Rest Area. The trucker's toilet in the heated cab of his Kenworth came in real handy.
by tuftskins November 30, 2009
mugGet the trucker's toiletmug.

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