Today

today is the day urbano gets access to legend epsilon game

today i get acess woo

by asifjamsw November 22, 2021

Today

Today is the day that urbano gets access to legend_epsilon game

today i get access best deay of my life!!

by asifjamsw November 22, 2021

Today

Today is grab yo homies ass day, so go grab that shit

Today is today

by GuyLover42069 March 29, 2022

today

broken english

I don't understand you today.

by Krkič January 22, 2020

Today

Like right now

Yesterday's the past
Tomorrow's the future
Today is a gift

That's why it's called the present

by HelloCheese May 10, 2024

Today

Its 2 days before the day after tomorrow.

"I should probably feed the kids in my basement today"

by OgreTheSober January 23, 2021

today's

When you take a woman you impregnated the night before, take her fetus and show it today’s new light by ripping her fetus out of her yeast filled stomach and thrusting it into the air and saying simba everything the light touches is our kingdom before promptly throwing it into the trash can.

Jim did today's with Christina.

by Changa of Chimmies October 09, 2019