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Titty in the middle

A bar game that traces its origin to Edinburgh. To be more exact, the game originated in Whistlebinkies bar, located just off the Royal Mile.

To play the game, you must place a pint glass in the middle of a table and have contestants sit around said table. You must use an sticky tit which can be acquired from bathroom vending machines alongside condoms and inflatable sheep. Contestants must then toss the tit to the ceiling, allowing it to deflect off the ceiling and land in the pint glass. If you fail to do so, the person next to you has a go, and so on until a person wins. The winner then has his/her name written on a pint glass with nail polish.

If the tit lands on the rim of the pint glass (a rim job), the person who made that throw gets to try again.
Rough shift, who’s up for Titty in the Middle?
by Barnabeast98 August 22, 2022
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Firm Titties

A more vulgar and rather extreme form of the common term "tough luck". The two are interchangable, as one may be used wherever the other can.
Boy: Oh no! I just got my report card in the mail and I have recieved all F's!

Dad: Firm titties, son. Firm titties.
by bl@de_catcher March 28, 2009
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IHOP titties

Deflated,dried-up mommy titties that resemble pancakes
Cougars are OK as long as they don't have those IHOP titties
by wolfbait51 May 19, 2011
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litty titty

when something is so lit that instead of saying lit you say litty and instead of just litty its litty titty because it is so amazing and beyond it
bro: this is so lit
broski: bro this isnt just lit this is....

together: LITTY TITTY!!!
by LITTTTTTYTITTY August 4, 2018
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sick titties

An exclamation of pure joy. Originates from Hespeler/Cambridge, Ontario. Usually followed by some form of motherfucker.

Alternate spelling: siqq titties (usually used when speaking on MSN)
Rachel: I just picked up a half quad!
Hannah: Sick titties!

OR

Rachel: I got us some triple stacked red Batmans!
Hannah: SICK TITTIES MUTHAFUCKA!
by Kacheldhfsdhfksjfd November 15, 2007
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Tribal titties

The term "tribal titties" mostly refers to female breasts that are very saggy and droopy, much like those of tribal women in cultures that do not use bras.
by rainydaysasha August 9, 2008
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Titty Tease

When a girl (usually smokin hot,nice big titties) doesn't show them off. Usually justs teases you and makes you horny as hell.
Fuck u bitch stop with the titty tease and show them to me already!
by Pavelski8 May 3, 2008
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