boat ass

A condition which causes extreme itching of the ass cheeks, usually from being a giant pussy and sitting down while you fish. This condition is often confused with bleacher butt which is caused from being at a boring sporting event in which you ass itches from sitting down too much.

You better get up and fish before you get boat ass!

by cojudi August 28, 2014

Crack Boated

Used in a campaign to define a politician who previously may have used crack cocaine.

"I was crack boated by extremists"

by Scout1 January 17, 2008

Snatch boat

Performing cunnilingus and motor boating boobs at the same time

It is best to snatch boat standing up

by Goodtogo May 27, 2014

boat loaded

To drink so much that one would think you have consumed the equivalent volume of alcohol which could be stored on a container ship.

Deaner actually pissed himself he was so drunk. He was boatloaded.

by Craigger May 13, 2005

flip a boat

A common phrase used to smoothly exit from any conversation.

On that note, ima flip a boat.

by Bachata Horchata July 9, 2017

neu-boating

Standing in your basement

I had to hurry home from golf so I could go neu-boating.

by Peetos January 11, 2022

boat cute

when sailors deployed aboard a U.S Navy vessel begin to lower standards for mate selection and see previously hideous females as boat cute

Ex: "That chick was ratchet as fuck, 4 months into deployment shes totally boat cute".

by Terry-VFA-97 January 12, 2014