A jizz tree is the term for the Bradford Pear tree (Pyrus calleryana) whose flowers emit a smell like semen.
Comedian Bob Kelly once puked when smelled his mic screen after it was smeared with flowers from jizz tree.
by Watsonia February 21, 2014
Get the jizz treemug. Look at that whore she musta fell out of the ugly tree, hit every branch and twig on the way down, smacked her head on the ugly rocks, got mauled by the ugly bear, dragged through the ugly forest, tossed in the ugly river and floated out towards the ugly sea
by Dirge May 28, 2004
Get the ugly treemug. Miss Tree, is what you you search all your life for Answer To. She will confound you ,make you feel like an idiot ,Amaze & confuse you.Most of all she will make you learn what is important & to listen carefully so as to not make a complete fool of yourself
. She is the greatest Miss Tree you will ever find ,Make sure you don't screw it up.
. She is the greatest Miss Tree you will ever find ,Make sure you don't screw it up.
by anonymous October 21, 2020
Get the miss treemug. Team trees is a trend where a organisation that goes by the name of National Landcare Program. They have to goal of reaching 20,000,000 (20 million) trees by 2020. People can help by donating $1 which = 1 tree.
by Pinlog October 26, 2019
Get the Team Treesmug. This is the name for people that love all trees. They are people who are overwhelmingly attracted to trees and climb into their crotches every chance they get. Also skiers and snowboarders who can't stay out of the trees, and opt for a tree run every chance they get. Also Arborists who spend all waking hours climbing in and thinking about trees.
Ex. Have you heard of the company "We Love Trees"? Yeah, they a bunch of "tree sluts".
Ex. Where did Jane and Billy go I haven't seen them on the slopes? Those two are a couple of "tree sluts" they've been skiing in the trees all day.
Ex. What are Arborists? They are basically "tree sluts"
Ex. Where did Jane and Billy go I haven't seen them on the slopes? Those two are a couple of "tree sluts" they've been skiing in the trees all day.
Ex. What are Arborists? They are basically "tree sluts"
by TreePimp January 5, 2023
Get the tree slutsmug. by jln October 12, 2017
Get the Dick treemug. A dialog tree is a rhetorical tool used by people who want to steer the direction of a debate down a path that that the debater is more comfortable with. This word is borrowed from the concept in most RPG games you only ever get a few dialog options and the dialogee is only capable of answering a set of questions that are prepared.
Jeffs Dialog tree:
Jeff: I support the Trump wall because I love my country and I want to adequately protect our border. Do you hate america?
Mike: I love america as well and want to protect our border but I don't think the wall is a good way to achieve that since you can dig under walls and it seems very expensive.
Jeff: Immigrants mostly steal jobs from poor black people. Do you want black people to suffer?
Mike: Wait, I thought we were talking about the wall?
Jeff: How does it make you feel that immigrants are stealing jobs from poor black americans?
Jeff never addresses the questions Mikes questions or interprets them in way that will lead down a dialog path Jeff is familiar with
As opposed to:
Jeff: I love america and I want to protect our boarder and I think Trumps wall is a good way to achieve that.
Mike: I love america as well and want to protect our border but I don't think the wall is a good way to achieve that since you can dig under walls and it seems very expensive.
Jeff: I guess I didn't think about peoples ability to dig holes, but I'd still argue that it would dampen their influx.
constructive argument
Jeff: I support the Trump wall because I love my country and I want to adequately protect our border. Do you hate america?
Mike: I love america as well and want to protect our border but I don't think the wall is a good way to achieve that since you can dig under walls and it seems very expensive.
Jeff: Immigrants mostly steal jobs from poor black people. Do you want black people to suffer?
Mike: Wait, I thought we were talking about the wall?
Jeff: How does it make you feel that immigrants are stealing jobs from poor black americans?
Jeff never addresses the questions Mikes questions or interprets them in way that will lead down a dialog path Jeff is familiar with
As opposed to:
Jeff: I love america and I want to protect our boarder and I think Trumps wall is a good way to achieve that.
Mike: I love america as well and want to protect our border but I don't think the wall is a good way to achieve that since you can dig under walls and it seems very expensive.
Jeff: I guess I didn't think about peoples ability to dig holes, but I'd still argue that it would dampen their influx.
constructive argument
by minivergur February 4, 2019
Get the Dialog treemug.