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thong-dollaz

(Noun): Money made by strippers, esp. cash stuffed in their undergarments by strip-club patrons. Often used in a derogatory fashion.
"Lemme guess, you spent all your thong-dollaz on lipo and a boob job. Of course, in your line of work those are tax-deductible."

First used in the web-comic Questionable Content
by A. Jackson December 10, 2008
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De-Thong

What one does after a long day at a dance competition. When sitting down for dinner one does not want their thong up their butt, so they politely remove themselves from the table by saying they must go "de-thong". An action for the sake of comfort and relief.
"My oh my I am tired from that full day of dancing, and this dinner looks delicious, but I really must go de-thong - excuse me for just one moment."
by MT31 November 20, 2013
mugGet the De-Thongmug.

Squid Thong

When your women squirts into her panties or thong respectively the given name was chosen. It can also be a kink.
Yo me and my girl got so kinky last night I made her squid thong
by Poetic______ March 21, 2017
mugGet the Squid Thongmug.

boxer-thong

A pair of loose fitting, flowy boxers. These boxers, when worn for an extend period of time with jeans ride up into the subject's butt crack and up to the hips, creating in unintentional thong.
"these new loose fitting boxers i purchased gave me a boxer-thong when i wore them today"
by Big Teetz January 15, 2009
mugGet the boxer-thongmug.

Thong Rig

When the auto correct changes the spelling of the word and makes you look like a complete idiot. Usually associated with the auto correct on Apple devices.

Word was born from a twitter conversation on the 28th of December 2010 as detailed on the blog: Rooster's Rail by Dave Gray - post dated 04/01/11
That's a Thong Rig!
by The_Rooster01 January 4, 2011
mugGet the Thong Rigmug.

Thong resin

Any type of resin left on the ass crack of a thong.
Damn, I got thong resin in my teeth when I took her panties off with my mouth.
by Jake&D January 5, 2011
mugGet the Thong resinmug.

Thong scale

This scale allows you to judge a person's personality by the thong he or she is wearing. The scale is from 1 to 4. 4 being the most boring.

1. Traditional thong
2. Leather thong
3. Leopard thong
4. Borat leopard thong
Bob isn't coming to the party. He is wearing a Borat leopard thong.

Sally went home after seeing Cory making out with her mom's sister. Sally is wearing a leopard thong.

Nathan wrote a poem about a flower he saw the other day. Nathan is definetly a 2 on the thong scale and is wearing a leather thong.
by Leather Beast December 14, 2007
mugGet the Thong scalemug.

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