Elasticity Theory

The theory that the Vagina being predominantly tight due to muscles will go slack and loose on Celebate women as a result of not being put to use during sexual intercourse while promiscuous women will have a tighter vagina due to the muscle having a regular work out and snapping back tight by the next morning

I fucked 2 girls last week that proved Elasticity Theory the tramp of the two was plenty tight but her prudish friend that has held out for the last 2 years was like fuckin a jar of mayo

by All Knowing Asshole February 26, 2017

Exit Theory

An excerpt from the Pavement song "All My Friends".

Bob: "Exit Theory gives me the chills every time I hear it, but it's even more powerful in All My Friends."

Stephen: "Shut it, Nastanovich."

by entrancetheory April 6, 2013

hypothe-theory

coined by NerdFighters-leader Hank Green, it's a hypothesis whose imagined experiment is taken as valid 'proof' of the theory (in one's mind)

The recent laws holding homo-marriage "invalid" are made based on the 'hypothe-theory' that two men or two women will not--of themselves--carry-on the continuance of the species.

by Uncle J MythMan December 10, 2012

Tim Theory

The theory that the shorter a person is the more agressive they are

The shorter you are the more agressive according to Tim Theory

by Tim The Wise June 10, 2021

But that's just a theory, a Game Theory!

Most commonly used by MatPat, owner of the Game, Food, Film and Style Theory channels.

Used at the end of videos to remind people that he is just making theories and might not correct.

*MatPat finishes talking about his Theory* But that's just a theory, a Game Theory!

by BlazingBeast September 23, 2023

juddson's theory

Juddson's Theory goes as such - When going to a bar club any watering hole or any wheres for that matter, your chances of picking up are drastically increased when you do not have a condom or some kind of sexual protection on your person.

Romeo- " Hey man you packin heat tonight(condoms)?"
Juddson- " Naw b'y, Its bad luck ya bitz."

.. And Juddson's Theory was born.

by AitkenRomeo June 11, 2006

Karenology Theory

You Just Need To Get Laid Or Something.

Wow that cranky ass teacher needs to follow the Karenology Theory

by Karen..david January 22, 2010