swamp nail

(n): The tip of a finger, mostly the index and middle, that is covered in weed resin from packing a bowl or moving the weed in the bowl to the side.

we all have some swamp nails after smoking

by reeferallthetime September 20, 2005

swamp boating

to motorboat butt cheeks.

" your girl is so nasty, she has enjoyed a nice swamp boating from time to time.

by Zchillin December 27, 2010

dog swamp

a place (usually a party/gala/event) that is lame ass. there are usually a small amount of girls at said place and any girls that are there are coyote fucking ugly.

Ted: "Dude, how was that party last Friday?"

Bill: "That shit was a fuggin dog swamp! all the liquor in the world couldn't help those bitches"

by Tacodon December 31, 2008

Swamp stamp

When you leave a triangle of swamp ass on the back of a toilet seat.

Ben is so nasty. He left his swamp stamp on my toilet seat and didn't have the decency to wipe it off.

by LordKatz April 2, 2019

Swamp snake

When you pull it out after rough anal sex and your dick is covered in shit

Guy 1 : "Hey what did you do last night"
Guy 2 : "Me and Mary done anal and i got the swamp snake"

by Urtik August 14, 2018

Queer Swamp

1. The act of eating the ass of someone that suffers from the condition of Swamp Ass.

2. a verb to describe the act of thoroughly emasculating another man in competitive play.

a. "dude i took that waiter home and queer swamped the shit out of him"

b. " Bro did you see how i queer swamped that guy in the last game."

by SuperCitizenSnips December 22, 2013

Swamp Monster

A sound made whilst fucking on a tiled or lino bathroom floor. After just exiting the shower/bath so bodies and floor are wet, most likely during cowgirl position as males back will be hard against the floor and as the motion moves up and down air escapes from the skin and water on the floor causing a horrific swamp monster noise.

How was the sex yesterday?
Dave made a swamp monster whilst I was riding him!

by Swamp Monster 69 January 19, 2022