Male Sprinkler

The definition of a male hoe.

"You was out trying to hook up with some girls instead of with the homies?"
"what? that's just called game bruh"
"Nah man, that's defiantly some male sprinkler activities"

by mkvader August 22, 2025

Color Wheel Sprinkler

When 12 men each of different skin color complexions form in a circle around you and ejaculate in your face

"Bro, last week, I tagged along in a Color Wheel Sprinkler, and let me tell you, it was refreshing and made my skin more clear!"

"I just knew you were gay."

by Ayd Off Hit Lher February 15, 2025

Sphincter Sprinkler

When a man gets out of bed to go pee and doesn't realize his pecker is stuck to his ball sack and he pees on his butthole.

I had to get a towel this morning cuz I had sphincter sprinkler.

by Gordy W. March 6, 2025

Seattle Sprinkler

When you nut around the room, sprinkling it.

Dude, instead of cumshots I did the seattle sprinkler and she got mad at me. Is it over?

by Xippo June 7, 2024

Drunken Sprinkler

A person who gets violently drunk that can’t control their bladder resulting in pissing the sheets

Ben: “Damien, I saw joey change his sheets this morning after a night out drinking. I think he pissed himself”

Damien:”i’m not surprised he’s a drunken sprinkler

by Bigballs42 June 28, 2024

Michigan Sprinkler

When you give a hot girl a facial, let the semen crust, then piss on the cum to spray it off.

Why do you smell like pee? My boyfriend just gave me a Michigan Sprinkler.

by Big Johnnythen March 29, 2025

Squirting Sprinkler

The magnificent and rarely seen art of female ejaculation. That can result in a spurt of lady love juice that can be sprayed like a sprinkler system.

She rode him like a bucking broncho until her squirting orgasm sprayed like a sprinkler (aka a Squirting sprinkler).

by WandaHoneyBunch April 14, 2025