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Mike

A 17 year old pedophile who has a bunch of lil girlies on his side. Super retarded, gets pissy and sends his army of thots when you say something wrong. Not to mention he’s a total pussy
:: “oh god, look who’s coming over
::; “Jesus fuck it’s mike”
by iranoutoflube December 8, 2018
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Mike

A skinny kid who is shy but eats to much bcz he is a whale
by Hejdifkdnendnf February 5, 2019
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Mike

The most annoying, gay kid on earth that makes the worst comeback on earth and spazzes all the time.
Someone: Your gay

Mike: I’m gay!?! Your the one who tried to rape me you gay ass. Fuck you!

Someone: I didn’t try to rape you! You pulled me on you!

Mike: Yeah sure you gay ass
by Mike Is Gay 69 October 23, 2019
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Mikeeli

A female. She is typically a massive over thinker yet absolute beautiful inside and out. She's can be classified as a nigga due to her blackness and loves every single person starting with B, ending in N and that has a ratty. She's too good at netball and got bored of beating everyones asses so changed to footy and loves it. She reckons the Rabbitohs are good but they are shit and manly are better :)
That girl is so hot,, she must be Mikeeli
by Benisafreak09 March 23, 2020
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Mike

Hayley- Do you know Mike?
Sian- Yes, he’s very wobbly!
by Bigbihbaloney May 22, 2018
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Mike

by DenzelDenny April 16, 2017
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