dirty iris

when you take your great aunt off life support to save a little on the electricity bill.

then using that outlet to show off your sweet new microwave you got from Walmart in the clearance section

yeah, unfortunately our christmas budget was so tight this year we had to pull a dirty iris. otherwise we wouldnt be able to go to the equestrian lessons aunt melinda wanted

by Dkskdkrkekdkrkr August 5, 2022

Iris

Iris is the most beautiful, stunning queen. Wait nevermind she’ll fuck any guy she meets and is completely ran through. She has an alcohol problem and wont admit it.

Just join the military and Iris will be on your dick.

by Factual1738 August 8, 2022

Iris

The funniest and most honest person you will ever meet. It doesnt matter how bad you feel she always make you laugh. Even if she acts tough she is actually really sensitive and cries alot. Often she will act like she doesnt care about many things but actually she cares alot. Please take care of her if shes your gf or best friend. I wouldnt recommend you talking too much about feelings in front of her id rather tell her jokes and make her laugh. And dont forget laugh at her jokes she will be really happy about it!

iris: cries
you: here something to eat. i will tell you a joke!

by ellithecoolbiatch August 14, 2022

Iris

A very toxic person that does not like to admit anything , and is by far one of the most toxic people out there

Iris is so toxic

My girlfriend Iris is so negative and gets mad at me for anything

I love Iris , but she is really toxic

by Jimme April 29, 2022

Iris

Is a beautiful girl that sits behind a dark mask , and is not what u think she is , she is negative , toxic , and disrespectful. She is by far one of the most toxic people on this planet.

Me:Hey Iris

Iris:What do you want

Me:Why so aggressive ?
Iris:Because your so annoying

Me:wow Iris I just said hi
Iris:I don’t care leave me alone

Me:Okay fine
(Iris Leaves in toxicity)

Iris is so toxic and negative

by Jimme April 29, 2022

Harley irie

Very rare. If you find this 1keep....A Real genuine empathetic but well rounded honest sometimes unbalanced but sound down to earth 🌎 woman. But not sympathetic with truth she owns her own self inner and outer bodily. Deepest darkest secrets been even been pationatly opinionated. Her conscience is her guide and her guardian angel Tahva. So If you do her wrong b wrong and make sure you stand firm ground against any wrong doing . She will the most beautiful amazing eyes with life. She stands out amongst others. Eyes that are full of pain plenty, still some love but very awakened life behind the eyes. She exists to exist and be happy, and no amount of monetary reward will get her awake let alone out of bed. Lazy but doesn't lay up. Things that are priority to her in her life are family herself and the few real rare no class∆ (enlightened one's) that she can value and appreciations and respect is always paid where due but never on demand. And the goals she sets her sights upon. Laughter is her favorite medicine she's the money Devoted mother and if ever there was more so. Only fullfulment is that one blessing to her. Diamond 💎 in the dirt. is cut to best perfectly imperfect never goes against her grain. And cut from such diamond cloth she never fell far from home has morals respect and very polite unless you cause your own issue with her. The. Most beautiful person can get ugly if she will but not much she'll do for nothing unless it's right so don't do her wrong to be right.

Harley irie. Peaceful exist to just be happy she Is real genuine.
You brother think twice before you think you can even try to pattern Harley irie
She might have an evil twin called Quinn and Quinn my shawty dun no. Nahdah

by Ms.irie as fcuk September 30, 2022

iris wang

coolest person alive. shes mega cool and the smartest person ever with the best music taste and everything. She will make it on forbes by the age of 20.

"who is the coolest person you know?"
"oh it's gotta be Iris Wang."

by danielkwok283 October 22, 2022