tom houston

The greatest person and best dad you’ll ever meet.

Tim: My dad is Tom Houston!
Lex: Hey mine too
Hannah: Same!

by Lumberdad October 16, 2020

houston battle industries

Houston Battle Industries.

HBI - formed in 1939 first September.

The special commando HBI are most strongest and the secret commando around the world.
You are the first one who knows about the HBI.

HBI or called the "Houston Battle Industries" are released after stop the second World War. These commando's stoped Hitler and gave the world for a time peace. You will heared about us soon.

We are now cooperate with Rothschild to stop the IS.

Houston Battle Industries - living in the North.

Find us and be one of us.

by HoustonKeenan January 2, 2017

houston women

The baddest bitches ouchea. Fuck Dallas, HOUSTON is #1 when it comes to the females that live there. The women in Texas are overall one of the most beautiful, talented and intelligent in the states, but Houston takes the cake.

“Did you know Megan Thee Stallion is from Houston?”
“Of course she is, houston women are top 2 but they ain’t 2.”

by mispelledjam December 31, 2019

Houston

A measurement of 200 miles, about the distance from San Antonio to Houston.

I was so excited to find out we were a Houston away from getting home from this trip.

by AB365 January 16, 2022

Houston lemonade

The act of a person peeing in one's mouth then the person with the piss in their mouth spits the piss in the other person's asshole and uses it as lube.

Me and my girlfriend did a houston lemonade last night, so wet!!!!

by Houston lemonade May 6, 2024

houston hammer

when in texas you analy fuck your bitch, then you cum in her eyeballs, causing her puss puss to spread wide open and scream spank me daddy.

damn that houston hammer sesh was unbearable last night.

by Sir. Faggot September 15, 2017

houston half pipe

In a three-way with two chicks a dude uses his tongue to fill the second hole while lying on his back. The two females must be facing each other and enjoying themselves.

I was totally going to town with these two chicks last night. I had them in the Houston Half Pipe position.

by H-town Go-town January 16, 2014