You have sex with you GF/wife (make sure she's freshly shaved), once complete go to bed. when she is sleeping get some clear tape. cover over her vagina making sure it is hardly visible and covers her holes. When she wakes up and trys to go to the bathroom her vagina will be hoover damned.
by DB9 GLIDER March 06, 2015
It's a school full of thots, assholes and fakes...it's a school thats shity about rules. In my opinion I would say be gone thot but there is to many.. there are fake gangsters and all kinds of shit... I recommend to not go to Hoover Middle School
by LilVoiceCrack69 January 24, 2020
To suck dick(i.e. give oral sex to a man) with so much vigorousness and expertise, that it feels sooo good to him and it makes him feel like his Big John was being sucked by a human Hoover vaccum cleaner.
Nick D: Jesus McFucking Christ, my bitch was really sucking it like a Hoover last night, that when she was finished, I was cumming up a storm in her face that made her blind for a while and she even left a hickey all over my holy muscle of love!
Mark H. Contributing to the universal English slang vocabulary on UrbanDictionary since February 2004.
Mark H. Contributing to the universal English slang vocabulary on UrbanDictionary since February 2004.
by Mark H October 01, 2004
ACCORDING TO URBAN LEGEND:
J. Edgar Hoover and the Kennedys disliked each other. The Kennedy family distributed liquor during Prohibition, and recieved many Mafia campaign contributions. They were embarrassed by each others sex lives. JFK had Marilyn Monroe, and Hoover would get drunk at Government parties and offer to give men blowjobs.
J. Edgar Hoover and the Kennedys disliked each other. The Kennedy family distributed liquor during Prohibition, and recieved many Mafia campaign contributions. They were embarrassed by each others sex lives. JFK had Marilyn Monroe, and Hoover would get drunk at Government parties and offer to give men blowjobs.
by Lichmea Moore July 07, 2006
A famous head of the FBI who flagrantly abused his power and overlooked various shit the US of A did to fuck over certain groups in the USA. It was also rumored that he was a homosexual or a cross-dresser or both.
"J. Edgar Hoover (stinkin sucker)
and he couldve proved to you
he had King and X set up
Also the party with Newton, Cleaver and Seale
He ended"
-Public Enemy
and he couldve proved to you
he had King and X set up
Also the party with Newton, Cleaver and Seale
He ended"
-Public Enemy
by Dr. Ron Octagon, Male Prostitue May 28, 2005
The act of sniffing up something, usually cocaine, but can also be used for a dog who roots around in garbage.
by J.g rjjfjdjd January 12, 2022
A shitty school with shitty people
by Hoovermiddleschoolsucks August 05, 2017