Grande Stronzo

A italian word meaning giant turd or shit. Literally "piece of shit" or "turd" derived from the verb stronzare, to shit.

Is also commonly known as a "Darren" in the english language.
"Hey, Grande Stronzo! Come help make coffees"
by jennytoomany January 17, 2014
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derpus- grande

Largest possible quantity of derpness known to mankind. One who acts in derpus manner of extreme magnitude.
Id say that manuever was derpus- grande; your lucky to be alive!
by Larry Goldsmitz November 26, 2007
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grand triangle

A sexual position involving three people, preferably one male and two females. The male lies down while one of the cunts rides his cock and the other buries her vag in the guy's mouth. While doing this, the two cunts face each other and make out, thereby causing a grand triangle.
Derek: Did you hear Eric and those two sluts from Downtown Brew did a grand triangle last night?
Jamie: What's that?
Derek: It's comparable in awesomeness to that time me and him a-teamed you
by My nigga bovice! December 08, 2007
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half a grand

Money lingo that means five hundred dollars.

If you've got $500 to spend, that's a half a grand.
It will cost a half a grand to get my vehicle repaired.
by KJ4evs April 05, 2016
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Grand Canyon

A steep-sided gorge carved by the Colorado River in the State of Arizona.
Arizona is the Grand Canyon State.

The most breathtaking view you have ever seen!

by Chizhi Worm April 28, 2009
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Grand Junction

A town in western Colorado, also known as Junktown. Junk meaning mostly Clifton and Orchard Mesa. Don't ever move here!
Man, my parents are moving me to Grand Junction. I think I'll run away and join the circus instead.
by ohmeohmy July 11, 2008
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Grand Haven

where u find all the dumb vactioners that don't know how to drive
look there is another vactioner going the wrong way on a one way street
by blondy August 21, 2005
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