Castle dog

A boner.

just wipe off your greasy hands on one of the castle dogs

by VGK June 10, 2018

tp castle

A way to insult dumbass village people who panic buy dumb shit like toilet roll.

Why don't you fuck off back to your tp castle

by anon.gcfgv755r March 14, 2020

Desert Castle

A desert castle is what terrorist(s) create in middle eastern countries to hide out. These castles are made up of nothing more than rocks, random pieces of metal, and garbage.

American Soldier 1: Where do you think the terrorist are hiding? American Soldier 2: Probably hiding in one of those desert castles in the middle of nowhere.

by Dick Sledge August 21, 2017

Coral castle

The act of cumming on the anus and letting the semen harden and repeating the act layer by layer.

He coral castled my asshole last night.

by Marco Abernathy November 1, 2021

castle gazer

A male who peeks at another males genitals.

"Dude, I was in the can during intermission and the guy at the urinal beside me was a total CASTLE GAZER!"

by bryska July 16, 2008

Siege the castle

A game where one person clinches their butt cheeks while the other tries to penetrate them.

I was trying to siege the castle, but I wasn't making any ground.

by Riq1982 November 1, 2017

roy castle

someone who complains about passive smoking

shut it roy castle

by 7tm July 5, 2011