Thanksgiving Drunk

The state of feeling after consuming three to four cocktails, approximately half a gram of cannabis, and a sizeable meal spread out over the course of an afternoon.

Grace neither wanted to get extremely wasted or high this Saturday, so they compromised and just got thanksgiving drunk.

by Dr. Poop McButt November 25, 2021

Thanksgiving

You don't see many people eating Thanksgiving dinner with Indians. Would it be narcissistic of the Indians to say fuck these guys?

Indians don't feel the same way about Thanksgiving. They most likely wouldn't even feel welcome at a Thanksgiving dinner these days. Is the average family really grateful to the Indians?

by Solid Mantis November 10, 2020

Thanksgiving

You would think Thanksgiving was kill anything that looks like a descendant of an Anglo-Saxon Puritan day for the Indians, but they don't try to get revenge for the past, even when some groups/tribes of Indians became extinct because of these folks.

The Indians know if they said you're welcome on Thanksgiving, they would lose their entire family and their land for it.

by The Original Agahnim June 16, 2021

thanksgiving left overs

When there is so much food left over from a meal that you spend the rest of the week finishing it off.

Mom made too much spaghetti, now we're going to have thanksgiving left overs.

by Banana 1 March 08, 2016

Thanksgiving recovery

The day after thanksgiving where men need to eat but all the food is gone so they eat ass instead

Josh needed to recover from thanksgiving so he called Stacy over to fix his thanksgiving recovery

by Joshhill14 November 28, 2019

The Thanksgiving Special

The act when one puts mashed potatos into the anus of their significant other, then warms gravy to a scalding temperature. One would then proceed to pour the boiling gravy into the anus of their significant other as well as rubbing turkey skin on their vagina or scrotum. Then would use a spoon to scoop out the potatos mixed with gravy and excrement, then put it on the turkey skin and eat it.

Yo man, I gave that girl I got from the bar The Thanksgiving Special, this November is gonna be lit.

by Roofalo November 19, 2022

Thanksgiving

The worst day to be alive. 2 day long chicken/ turkey and 2 days at home! If you hate your life eat the turkeys To Get FOOD POISONING .

Thanksgiving is a holiday

by Chrisdoesshit November 27, 2019