Swagasorous Rex

John, the coolest guy in our school, dont mess with him,he wil punch you in the face. he wears the most swag every day, 5 snapbacks on his wais, 10 on his head, and 2 on each shoe. he saggs low to the ground. Charles is jealous. he has swag, he can get any girl he wants with a snap of his toes. But he is bi curious

LOOK AT THAT Swagasorous Rex

by mr swag man February 12, 2013

Swagalicuos (SWAG-A-LISH-USS)

Describing something that is amazingly kick ass; here are the symptoms of seeing something that is Swagalicuos.

Painful tension in neck

Fatigue

Migraines

Dizziness

Visual disturbances / loss of vision / spots in vision / double vision / seeing spots or "halos" / nystagmus

Tingling / numbness in the extremeties

General imbalance / clumsiness

Memory loss

Restricted movement

Intolerance to bright light / difficulty adjusting to light change

Vertigo from position change or sudden standing

Difficulty walking on uneven ground / feeling ground under feet

Poor / degraded motor skills

Difficulty driving

Difficulty negotiating steps

Pressure / pain in the neck

Pressure / pain behind the eyes (soreness in the eyeballs)

Back pain

Neck spasms

Insomnia

Ringing in ears (like the tone heard in a hearing test)

Hiccups associated with drinking carbonated beverages

Bob1: Oh shit!!!!!!!!!!!

Bob2: What's up bob?

Bob1: I saw a swagalicuos (SWAG-A-LISH-USS) pastry!!!!!

by LemonKing August 23, 2011

swagacide

Having enough swag to be able to die from how dope you look. Only a few people are able to do this and when it happens the world stops in awe.

guy 1: yo did you watch MMVA's last night?!?
guy 2: yea bro did you see drake ?
guy 1: he looked soo sick definitely committed swagacide

by fullyswaggedout October 14, 2010

Swagarised

To be tricked into believing that anything you say actually is important to someone else while actually being completely ignored.

He was Swagarised at the convention

by SwagaWaga June 4, 2015

swagarty

self destructive, fully checked out, about to kick off homeless person

man did you see that guy he was a total swagarty

by woop123456789 December 4, 2017

swagarism

Taking someone else's clothing style and trying to combine it with your own to say it is original.

Henry watched a gay guy's youtube video this morning and copied his style. The worst type of swagarism.

by Style69 May 27, 2018

swagary

Your pretty swag-ary, this means you are more swag than people that are swag

You are so swagary

by Daddy dick 69 June 12, 2021