Suggering

(NOUN) Suggering;a circular abrasion surrounding the nipple, usually caused by poorly executed experimental bondage.

Last night was a bad idea, my right nipple has a MAJOR suggering

by The Viking and the Whore February 25, 2009

Friend surfing

Killing time by clicking through unknown friend's of your known friends on Facebook. Usually followed by five to ten minutes of friend surfing through complete strangers.

Damn, Toby knows some strange people. (click) This chick is hot, how did he meet her I wonder? (click) Look at this fucking hipster! Too bad Facebook blocks their info...

Friend surfing!!

by Lex Sleuthor July 11, 2009

roomba surfing

The act of cruising and balancing oneself on a roomba in motion.

just saw my 2 year old nephew roomba surfing

hes light enough to be roomba surfing while roomba's working on cleaning up. i love my roomba.

by latte17 July 20, 2010

Cock Surfing

When a gay man stays with another gay man and pays with sexual favors instead of money. Typically occurs when the host is in the house.

Joey went Cock Surfing in New York for a week. He didn't spend any money, but instead payed with his ASSets.

by Jbb123 December 30, 2016

Median Surfing

The act of a vehicle uncontrollably maneuvering into a median, often associated with slick road conditions.

Driver: I'm sure this speed is safe.
Passenger: Uh, why are turning sideways?
Driver: Hope you don't mind, I'm just going to practice my median surfing.

by Integer February 10, 2010

Shoulder Surfing

the act of standing behind a sitting person in order to look at the contents of their computer or cell phone.

considered extremely rude and annoying by most of society

usually committed by parents or other nosy people

"Sorry for not responding to that text message for so long, my dad was trying to shoulder surf me"

Person 1: -is texting friend about a party at his house friday night-
Person 2: -looks over shoulder of person 1- "Hey man, can i come to your party"
Person 1: "DUDE, QUIT SHOULDER SURFING ME"

by piebeyummy April 7, 2011

butt surfing

When your dog sits down and only uses its front paws to walk which causes it to scoot along the ground on its butt. Usually they do this on carpet, concrete, or any other abrasive surface, sometimes leaving a poo smear. Usually means its time to get their anal glands squeezed.

Reece is butt surfing again. Looks like its time to go to the vet!

My dog butt surfed on the white carpet and now there is a brown streak.

by Reece Griffin November 15, 2007