skitching

The awkwardly choreographed post-sex humping crab-walk toward the Kleenex so as to prevent an early pull out and semen leaking out all over the bed/couch/kitchen table/boss' desk etc.

John and Marsha were skitching towards the Kleenex when the Mayor walked in and saw them sprawled across his desk.

by Climbing Gimp July 13, 2016

skitching

Being under the influence of Meth. Usually after being up for a couple days and probably paranoid.

def: Me and Todd were skitching around in the middle of the night and were trying to keep ahead of policeman that weren't really there.

by Charlie S July 30, 2008

Stitching

To put so much tobacco in a toot or drop-bong that it is impossible to pop, rendering the hit useless. Also, from this, to generally mess up something for yourself or someone else.

"Oh man, I stitched the bong"
"I just stitched myself up"

by Dan Hates You May 8, 2005

Dry Snitching

When you get caught up by the authorities and they tell you that if you give up someones name you won't get in trouble, so you make someone up to save yours and your people's asses.

Example: smash unit comes to your house and ask to look around, you let them in forgetting u didn't put ur stash away, while they're looking they find it, but give you the option to tell them who u got it from and they'll let u go, so even tho u got it from u r homie down the street you make up some person and say u got it from them. It's like u r still snitching, but now the cops r gonna be looking for some imaginary person, leaving their case dry. Dry snitching

Example:

cops: "tell us where u got the dope from and we won't take u to jail today"
You:"uh, Idk his name, they call him j.r, I met up with him down the hill in blajblahblah city"

by Dry snitching November 30, 2015

Skitching

The act of taking someone out mentally physically emotionally or socially be careful planning and observation. Closely related to the term "skitch" (skanky bitch, skank bitch). Skitch can be male or female...usually when going "skitching" one would experience stalking,sabotage..ect. *Skitching is carried out in steps/stages, solution times can vary.*

Dana: "UGH. That girl is such a skitch!"
Macy: "Yeah, he could so much better than that skitch."
Dana: "I think it's time we go skitching."
Macy: "Yes, let's follow them to their lockers for stage one.:

by CeeDeeBee14 December 2, 2011

Stretching rope

a long rope used to stretch men before they engage in sexual activities with each other

the two men used a stretching rope before they resumed their daily "activities"

by ohyeahmotherefffer October 21, 2010

Stretching wookie

When her pussy is extremely hairy and so loose that it sags and looks like a wookie. It also smells like wet dog.

"Yeah I was totally gonna bang her last night but she had a stretching wookie man. I got the fuck out of there. It was so gross.

by 4n4l monster for BenQ July 10, 2016