stoonge

1) a penis 2)A major insult if someone calls u a stoonge fight them immediately

I'm gonna whip out my stoonge.

He called me a stoonge so I killed him.

by Stoongeheadedyak April 18, 2018

soon

the word soon is used a LOT by the singer johnny orlando!

johnny orlando says he’s doing a tour soon

by johnnyousesthewordsoon2much October 2, 2018

plans soon

what you say to someone on facebook when you don't actually want to see them anytime in the near future

Facebook:
taylor posts picture

Jenna: OMG you look so pretty i haven't seen you in forever!
taylor: thanks :) i know! plans soon
*Taylor internally*: fuck this bitch

by thetrillestogbasedword February 23, 2014

In soon time

1. Something that will happen in a short amount of time.
2. Not to be confused with, " In due time" which means an event that will occur in a certain amount of time. Whereas in, "In soon time", the event shall happen soonly.

Derek: "Julian, when will you throw far?"
Julian: " In soon time.."

by Balls McLongc0ck March 6, 2009

Sooner Fan

Bandwagon follower of the douchefaggiest sports team in the nation. Named after the people who cheated in the Oklahoma Land Run, the Oklahoma University Sooners play out of the asshole of the great state of Oklahoma, Norman. A surefire way to find all the inbred morons in a room is to yell BOOMER, which Sooner fans think rhymes with Sooner. This is also a helpful way to locate a Wal Mart employee if you're having trouble finding something in the store. Sooner Nation is an amalgamation of trailer parks that exist for the sole purpose of breeding more Sooner Fans and NRA members. Known across the nation as the worst fans in the Big 12, only a Sooner fan could love a Sooner fan, and they're probably related. Being a Sooner fan isn't without its advantages however, it grants you the ability to date your hot cousin and/or step sibling, and you start to become so fat, that your gravity attracts all the corndogs within a 4 foot radius.

The University of Oklahoma itself is average, many successful Wal Mart Managers and male nurses come out of OU.

1.)Man 1: "BOOMER"
12-toed inbred abomination: "Get over here Billy-Jean, my dick is stuck in the toaster again-- SOONER!"

2.) Guy 1: ".... I did your sister AND your mom last night!! Burn!"
Sooner Fan: "Me too."

by TheC00l3st December 20, 2010

sooner

A term used to describe a person who has persistent problems with premature ejaculation.

Poor Heather! Damon was a Sooner all the way.

by Elvis with a Bra on His Head September 6, 2005

soonago

A short time ago; recently.

I went to the store soonago.

by UB313 December 26, 2006