by the voice of the common cock August 18, 2010
Get the stinky fuck doodle mug.Doing something unsolicited and extremely unwelcome to another. Additionally, wise advice that every heterosexual male in a committed relationship should heed. Also abbreviated as dsydimb.
This phrase arises from the bewildering and hostility-invoking belief that a girl will get turned on and want to have sex if her partner sticks his erect dick in her back while she is trying to sleep. For unknown reasons, all heterosexual males engage in this behavior with their significant other and seem not to notice or ever learn that foreplay or some other less aggravating tactic would actually be far more effective.
This phrase arises from the bewildering and hostility-invoking belief that a girl will get turned on and want to have sex if her partner sticks his erect dick in her back while she is trying to sleep. For unknown reasons, all heterosexual males engage in this behavior with their significant other and seem not to notice or ever learn that foreplay or some other less aggravating tactic would actually be far more effective.
Example:
YourMom: Hey, I signed you up as a counselor at Carol's kid's churchcamp this summer.
Lil Lis: Don't stick your dick in my back, man.
Next example:
Guy: Wake up Jane, I want to have sex.
Gal: Don't stick your dick in my back. Now I just want to kill you.
YourMom: Hey, I signed you up as a counselor at Carol's kid's churchcamp this summer.
Lil Lis: Don't stick your dick in my back, man.
Next example:
Guy: Wake up Jane, I want to have sex.
Gal: Don't stick your dick in my back. Now I just want to kill you.
by thundersnow December 12, 2010
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The opposite of the popular phrase, "any hole is the goal".
A phrase used to warn owners of a dick to not stick it in a specified place.
Some examples of unsuitable places for which this phrase could be used are:
-Clams
-Waste desposal unit
-Used banana wrappers
-Toucan beak
-Paper shredder
-Vacuum cleaner
-Exhaust pipe
-Chinese finger trap
-Pencil Sharpener
A phrase used to warn owners of a dick to not stick it in a specified place.
Some examples of unsuitable places for which this phrase could be used are:
-Clams
-Waste desposal unit
-Used banana wrappers
-Toucan beak
-Paper shredder
-Vacuum cleaner
-Exhaust pipe
-Chinese finger trap
-Pencil Sharpener
by Toblerones April 14, 2021
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Get the stinky stranger dick mug.Person 1: Dude that girl stinks
Person 2: ya dude her name starts with the latter “A” they have stinky fishy day
Person 2: ya dude her name starts with the latter “A” they have stinky fishy day
by Cappa69 October 23, 2019
Get the Stinky fishy day mug.When someone says something stupid and you’d rather have a dick in your ear than hear the stupid shit they have to say.
Eren: “Man I hate life…shits so stupid.”
Terence: “Aye bro shut the fuck up and stick a duck in my ear”
Eren: “What?”
Terence: “ You're saying some dumb shit I’d rather have you stick a dick in my ear rather than hear your bullshit.”
Terence: “Aye bro shut the fuck up and stick a duck in my ear”
Eren: “What?”
Terence: “ You're saying some dumb shit I’d rather have you stick a dick in my ear rather than hear your bullshit.”
by Uncooked Spam October 29, 2021
Get the stick a dick in my ear mug.Elon: Yo I just banged Amber Heard last night.
James: Yea I’ve banged Amber Heard before, do not recommend.
Elon: Why not?
James: did you see what she did to Johnny? She beat him, told everyone he raped her. Now he’s getting cancelled and his career is in the toilet.
Elon: Shit, I guess I didn’t follow the most important rule: Don’t stick your dick in crazy.
James: Yea I’ve banged Amber Heard before, do not recommend.
Elon: Why not?
James: did you see what she did to Johnny? She beat him, told everyone he raped her. Now he’s getting cancelled and his career is in the toilet.
Elon: Shit, I guess I didn’t follow the most important rule: Don’t stick your dick in crazy.
by anonymous May 30, 2022
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