by youchster May 14, 2021

When a chick is giving you head, and right before ejaculation you aim for her nostril and shoot your cream up her nose
Oh remember that chick from the bar last night? Yea while she was on her knees i gave her a steamy rhino.
by Tye gordon April 20, 2018

When you drop your hot steamy load on your closet friend while they sleep to get them wide awake and ready for the day
My friend was having a hard time getting out of bed this morning so I had to give him a hot steamy expresso
by MeepBeep#2 October 25, 2023

"How are you both white but the baby is black?"
"The baby isn't black, that's how a steamy barn works."
"The baby isn't black, that's how a steamy barn works."
by Marniechan March 10, 2025

by Soziar July 27, 2009

The act of literally almost losing your life on the toilet and then immediately after storing the contents of the toilet bowl for Christmas presents to gift your insufferable family around the holidays.
by Bllllllop March 27, 2016
